Good morning, afternoon, and evening! Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome Im Caba- wait, wrong show. What Gibby, Kaylie, and Bodio meant to say was prepare for a spectacular spectacle, one with glitz, glamour, and a serious case of tuberculosis. It’s time for Moulin Rouge, the gateway drug to a career in musical theater! But how does the show get the audience to believe in LOVE and other Bohemian ideals? Can the spectacle survive a jump into a narrative pool that is mere inches in depth? And why is Bo flipping babies? Tune in and find out! Also included: the continuing saga that is The People of the Podcast v. Emilia Perez, a feud that will not end.