This week on OVER FORTY & FUKIT, Erin basically became a card-carrying member of AARP and Costco...what the hell is happening?! Meanwhile, Tracy took home gold in the six year old party Olympics, because who doesn’t love cooking class magic shows?

We realize Erin needs to get out more after a little buffet faux pas , and that Tracy rules her pantry with an iron fist. AKA no Red Dye #40 dare sneak its way past her! 

Oh, and...Erin’s boyfriend discovers a mystery pair of men’s briefs in his sleepover drawer. To both of their surprise, she has absolutely no idea whose they are or how they got there. Best Worst Girlfriend Award goes to.....