**I don't even know if anyone reads these**
**This is my first one**
**So hopefully you really liked it... because honestly I really tried to make it good and I thought about it for way longer than I should because I honestly think nobody is going to read these**
**But like if you are, shoutout to you. You're thorough as sh*t and I appreciate that cuz I think it's like a really good quality to have. I aspire to be more like you to be honest**
**So if you are reading this put something random in the comments.. like 2 or 6... and your favorite color... and we'll confuse all the people who didn't read these** 
**so it'll be like the smart people who really take the time out to read and stuff are gonna be able to connect and everyone else is gonna be like confused** 
**Thank you for participating in this... let's see if it works**