PETROL LLAMA: LIVE Texas State University “I guess I’m super manipulative”

PETROL LLAMA: LIVE Southwestern University "You never know whose dead grandpa is on your produce"

PETROL LLAMA: LIVE University of Georgia "We learned about sex in the American Girl Doll book"

PETROL LLAMA: LIVE University of Florida "What do you think a sorority is?!"

PETROL LLAMA: Stephanie & Ryan interview Zak Williams -- Robin Williams' son.

PETROL LLAMA: If I just heard you in a bar, I would hate you.

PETROL LLAMA: We should start comedy porn.

PETROL LLAMA: Satan rides alone.

PETROL LLAMA: The Llama's Mama -- LIVE AUDIENCE

PETROL LLAMA: Visibly I present super gay.

PETROL LLAMA: This is why you're mentally ill.

PETROL LLAMA: Nothing ruins comedy like happiness.

PETROL LLAMA: What is all this giggling and moaning?

PETROL LLAMA: I was so depressed when we went to Sadie Hawkins together.

PETROL LLAMA: Therapists don't shit their pants.

PETROL LLAMA: Does poop float?

PETROL LLAMA: Everyone needs a love coach

PETROL LLAMA: What is a ritorous?

PETROL LLAMA: LIVE Jacksonville State University "Gaston can get it."

PETROL LLAMA: LIVE Florida State University "She's 21 and ready to sh*t her pants."