How might the popular perception of scientism’s deity-free take on the creation myth stack up to the murmurs of doubt and critical scientific opinion that world-class biologists routinely express about Darwin’s Theory of Evolution’s alleged generative power in the relevant peer-reviewed science literature? To find out, let’s sneak a peak behind the curtain where nothing short of a gothic tale abounding with hair-raising, absurd revelations awaits… Muahahaha!