How does the public's perception of scientism’s deity-free creation myth hold up against the quiet doubts and critical assessments that world-class biologists have voiced — in peer-reviewed scientific literature — about Darwinism’s supposed generative power? To find out, we’ll sneak a peek behind the curtain… where what awaits is nothing short of a gothic tale — filled with hair-raising, logic-defying, and downright absurd revelations. Muahahaha.