If Pat Paulsen was here today, he would be running for president. He ran satirical campaigns for President of the United States between 1968 and 1996. In the 1992 Republican Party primaries, he received 10,984 votes. Pat came in second to Bill Clinton in the 1996 New Hampshire primary, even placing ahead of real politician, Buffalo mayor James Griffin. I think you’ll enjoy Paulsen’s dry sense of humor.