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Patch #141 - Do You Dread Waking Up In The Morning?

Patch #141 - Do You Dread Waking Up In The Morning?

Update: 2025-03-18
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Dion has finally succumbed to caffeine dependency, and Christian and Josh interrogate his new addiction. What makes a good coffee order? Why does Dion refuse to learn the difference between a flat white and a cappuccino?

Meanwhile, Christian grapples with existential dread every morning, and Josh suggests he simply “get in the shower.” We question whether professional athletes should thank water runners, why tennis demands silence while Formula 1 drivers scream for their lives, and whether football players ignore the national anthem to appear cool.

Plus, Dion reveals a deeply unsettling secret about his morning alarm.

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Patch #141 - Do You Dread Waking Up In The Morning?

Patch #141 - Do You Dread Waking Up In The Morning?

Christian, Dion and Josh