Welcome to Porkborough, West Bonkshire. And introducing... 
Finally Abrams, handyman by day, [unpublished] sexual renegade gentleman writer by night!

In today's excerpt from his diary, Finally has another rejection from a publishing house and tries to balance the sadness it brings while having to fix up the Rovers' skirting boards. We also meet Phaseolus (his potty-mouthed father) who is no respite, Geraldine (his surly love interest) who is a bit of respite, and Carlene (the subject of his envy as she's been published) who makes him feel worse.