Good evening, fellow Americans! The SAM network brings you PLANET AMERICA Episode 01.

Presented by Chip Fontaine, PLANET AMERICA is a satirical news magazine show bringing you all the news from around the world in America.

This episode, find out why evangelical churches are banning logic, hear from the muppet falsely accused of anti-American activity by the CIA, and discover a shocking revelation about and Oklahoman senator.

As ever, Bert Deerstalker will be bringing us the news from and island called Briton, or something, and Chris Champion has the sports rundown covered in a way that Chip's wife often isn't.