SPEAKER 03 : <time>0:00 </time>

How many points do you have on your license? How the hell did you get them? I actually signed up for an MVA online account to see if I had any. I have to submit. I have to pay for a record. God, they just get you coming and going, don't they? So I'm not going to do that. But it is cool. It showed me a list of all the vehicles I've ever had registered. All the way back to my Mazda B2000. The whole thing was in there. It expired forever ago. No points in the room, we're pretty sure? Yeah, I don't think I have any.

SPEAKER 02 : <time>0:33 </time>

Speaks none on your end. Points? Yeah, I've got a few points from speeding tickets. Yeah. How'd you find out you had them? The points? Yeah, did they tell you on the spot? I may have asked them, yeah, during a conversation. I tried getting out of them after lifting my shirt and showing my bosom. Flash a little flash? Didn't work.

SPEAKER 03 : <time>0:55 </time>

Sorry about that, pal. Damn, hey, all you can do is try. That's all you can do is try. Let's go to the phones. 410-338-1098. How many points do you have on your license? I know Elliot does not have any points on his license. I love him, okay? But, buddy, you're the sweetest person out there. You are not a criminal. Let's go to Brandon on line three. Brandon, how many points? How'd you get them?

SPEAKER 04 : <time>1:16 </time>

I have 19 points on my license. Jesus, buddy.

SPEAKER 03 : <time>1:19 </time>

Why, jackass? How are you still driving? You should walk where you get going. All you people calling in and, like, when you give the number, it's like you're bragging about the number.

SPEAKER 04 : <time>1:30 </time>

This is the only thing I can talk about, like, on the radio. I've never been good enough for anything else.

SPEAKER 03 : <time>1:35 </time>

Hell yeah, dude. Come on. All right, well, we'll take it. We're happy you called in. What's going on? Thank you.

SPEAKER 04 : <time>1:41 </time>

When I was 16 and 17, I'm almost 22 now. Get your act together. I bought an old BMW that was super fun to drive, made lots of noise, and it always seemed to get me in trouble. One time I got pulled over and got 10 points within 10 minutes.

SPEAKER 03 : <time>1:57 </time>

That's on the cop, I feel like. Oh, so was he being a bit of a dude? Were you doing the most, too? Were you doing the most, or was he doing the most?

SPEAKER 04 : <time>2:04 </time>

It was on Halloween of 2020, I think. And it was like 2 a.m., and I got pulled over for like 70 in the 35, I think. And then 10 minutes later, I left, and I got pulled over by another cop. I was speeding again, and I got caught again.

SPEAKER 03 : <time>2:23 </time>

So you sped away from getting caught speeding by a second cop? Yes. Okay, got it. Could you imagine if the same cop had pulled your ass over? Did he also write you up for a bunch of other infractions?

SPEAKER 04 : <time>2:35 </time>

Well, actually, he said, does your speedometer work? I said, I hope so. He gave me a repair order, and it cost me like $500 to take my car to some shop with those dynos to go match the speedometer to make sure it works correctly. I was like, geez, dude, it was a joke.

SPEAKER 03 : <time>2:52 </time>

What did it do to your car insurance? Oh, great question.

SPEAKER 04 : <time>2:56 </time>

Well, right now I pay, I don't even know how much I pay. I just kind of pay it because I don't like the price. You sound very sweet. You sound like a very sweet person. I'm on my fiance's insurance.

SPEAKER 03 : <time>3:06 </time>

Your fiance's insurance. What does she think about your reckless driving?

SPEAKER 04 : <time>3:10 </time>

She just deals with it. I haven't got a ticket in like two years now. There you go.

SPEAKER 03 : <time>3:15 </time>

When's the wedding date set for?

SPEAKER 04 : <time>3:19 </time>

June 27th, next year.

SPEAKER 03 : <time>3:21 </time>

You know, you do know a locally ordained minister that's married well over 30 couples. If you'd like to reach out. Yeah, why don't you have Justin marry you?

SPEAKER 04 : <time>3:3