Porch Glitches & Unicorn Wranglers
Description
Welcome back to Rockin’ on the Porch! In this episode, tripping over tables, Google history horror stories, and dating profiles for unicorn wranglers spark the wildest porch confessions and gut-busting laughs. Is reality just a simulation, or did a cow really upstage a would-you-rather?
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Chapters
Introduction and Setup Mishaps
Transitioning to New Dynamics
Would You Rather: Secrets vs. Texts
Reality TV Reflections
Cats vs. Dogs Debate
Living in a Simulation?
Experiencing Time: Glitches and Slow Motion
The Simulation Theory and Its Implications
Navigating Relationships and Personal Boundaries
Dating Profiles: Humor and Communication
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