Welcome to a preview of L is for Losers where we dive in deep on all the latest in pop culture + reality tv. For full episodes of L is for Losers go to Patreon.com/LisforLosers.

L is for Losers: Prevaricators Abound!

NEWS (8:45 ): No surprise but most of the news roundup is KarJenner focused as we gear up for PREMIERE WEEK! There's Kravis getting surprised hitched in Vegas, Kanye pulling out of Coachella, the big ABC sit-down, and more. Plus, Magic Mike 3 fans getting too horny and breaking into the set, Shahs getting canceled, and a new RHOB trailer!

- Real Housewives of New Jersey (39:30 ): Marge Sr. has a truly delightful, Hungarian-themed 75th birthday party and everyone is there to celebrate. Except for Teresa, of course.

- Real Housewives of Orange County (1:03:00 ): With pretty much no women willing to do scenes with Noella, she is left to her own devices and wanders down to a creek at some point to wail into the distance. Meanwhile, Shannon is very into some crackers.

- Summer House (1:20:45 ): Thankfully things don't escalate past the glass-throwing and everyone manages to move past it, even getting into costume for a theme volleyball competition. Craig also lets it slip to Amanda that he could see himself at the altar with Paige!

- Below Deck Sailing Yacht (1:37:10 ): Sadly, it's Tom's last dance on the Parsifal. Captain Glen decides to give him the ax and he sails off the show. Then there's a truly delightful talent show with a lap dance from Gary!

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Jess & Marcy!