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The end of an era

The Football Clichés Quiz VIII

Crosses left on the doorstep, egg all over his shirt & the Phantom Drury Effect

Suitcase moods, goalkeepers on fire & VAR eavesdropping

The trajectory of a ping, going down with a whimper & the "knows the club" coefficient

Base layers, the "WELL IN!" threshold & the language of champions-elect

Old-fashioned No 9s, seeing your name in lights and the spice-rack league table

Title-race non-twists, ChatGPT does MHD & pinpointing the start of the 'modern era'

The greatest moment in football podcasting history

'He's got his goal', the 'family club' criteria & ChatGPT's Streets Won't Forget XI

Sting in the stands, quickfire topical chanting & the velocity of a wounded duck

The Overmythologised XI

Beginner-level knee-slides, ChatGPKeys & the Match of the Day seagull

Pure Cliches: What makes a stadium a cauldron? & mundane FIFA animations

5-a-side shouters, relentless Continental whistling... and what's the best name for a second division?

Title race in their hands, the world at their feet & the streets forgetting Teemu Pukki

Match vs Game and the most 5-a-side Premier League goal ever

No Context Peter Drury, a spate of sackings & leaving everything out there

Pure Cliches: the 'on toast' threshold & the great Three Lions mystery uncovered