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Pythagorean Theorem (it’s about The Unknown)

Pythagorean Theorem (it’s about The Unknown)

Update: 2025-10-10
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What is the unknown? It could be many things, but let’s just remind you that fingers are cancelled!!! Our silent horror commentary spooky season event continues this year, a mere three weeks after our annual beach day! Pull up that movie, and count down with us to half baked predictions, melodramatic reactions, and dubious insights combed from the Internet. It’s a shorter movie, so we fit it all in one week, leaving us so much October to enjoy more spooky silliness! You’re welcome, Cephelohaunts!

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Pythagorean Theorem (it’s about The Unknown)

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