Hello Quaranteeners! We are officially in lockdown. Close those doors, don't stockpile that food, and settle in for an indefinite future of online shopping and mid morning wine.

Anna, one of my closest and wisest friends, joins me from what sounds like the inside of a tin can this week to talk all things corona in Kew. Quarantining with her family, just like me, can cause friction and with Kew Gardens full of middle class lycra-wearing bandits on bicycles, there are limited places for her to escape to. So, we discuss finding inner solace, the beauty of candles and whether you're allowed to use the phrase whet your whistle with your parents.

It's candid, crass, and colourful - all things I value in a true friendship. Stay safe & sanitise! Thank you for listening. H x