We open with Luann's SOLD OUT Christmas Cabaret, where you can do all your Christmas shopping. Dorinda and Sonja go to cool sculpt their flanks and we are jealous! Bethenny relays her near death experience due to her fish allergy and is still shaken up. Dorinda, Sonja and Tinsley can't figure out why they are stopping by Luann's cabaret, but soon learn it's for a lesson in show business. Ramona pulls off a party for Dorinda and Sonja, and they are both grateful. But good vibes only last until Dorinda begins to attack Tinsley for the money she still spends after she 'claims' she has ended her relationship with Scott. Everyone interprets a 'S'mores and Whores' party dress differently. If there are two things we've learned this season, they are Bethenny knows how to order and she knows how to throw a party.