OMG I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY GOT HIM TO DO THIS. I think maybe he’s my favorite person alive. Or, whatever he is. I think he’s a person. Or, part-person, part-snake. Also love Simon Cowell. I wonder if he’s part-snake. He’s definitely part-asshole. I guess we all are. Also Kelcey, fuck you for that song. You’re losing it.

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