‘For Sergeant Macklemore Smith of the Humberside Police, Grimsby Special Division, justice is a warm gun and half a pork pie. When a dangerous new drug starts to the streets it’s up to him and his enthusiastic protégé Rory to mop up crimes’ gubbins.

“Crime’s a lot like Glenn Close… she just don’t quit”

Frankly appalling accents, knock-off keyboards and low-quality midis all meet in a Grimsby so visceral and chilling - so coldly real – that Hollywood ripped it off.

Rory and Macklemore is a free, three-part series coming straight for your earholes starring Chloe Couper, Joe Albanese, Rhiannon Caitlin Morgan, Tom Pullen, Joe Raczka, Elizabeth Alice, Marc Quinn, Pearce Brannigan and art by the prodigious Heather Charters.