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We have another episode of Footballland for you, which features THREE new attractions at Footballland:

- Enhancers Sports Bar. This bar is stocked with performance enhancing drugs, enabling guests to relax, socialise and beat their 100 metre sprint time on the purpose built barside running track. 

- National Anthem Autotune. Footballers rarely sing their national anthems in tune, so Mark has come up with the perfect solution. 

- Wag's Corner. We invited Joe Comedy Award winner Rosie Holt to pitch her idea, which seems to be a football male brothel. We can't wait to build it. 

But sad news, as Ryan has spotted a potential problem with Steve 'Mechanical' Bull.

And we have more ideas from Patrons and members of the public.

Footballland Explained:

Anthony Richardson has accidentally been given $1 billion dollars by Qatar to build a football-themed theme park in Qatar for the 2022 World Cup. He and Mark Davison (Chief Ride Engineer) are in a race against the clock to design and commission the most exciting football theme park rides in the history of amusements.

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