S1:E20: Benched (Happy BBQ)

S1:E19: Game Changer (Chess genius?)

S1:E18: Starry Night (Your people? What’s wrong with me?)

S1:E17: Truth be Told (Fliza Minelli? Really?)

S1:E16: Fears (Did she actually pass?)

S1:E15: My Funky Valentine (Don’t forget your coat)

S1:E14: Moon Landing (What’s a low two?)

S1:E13: Fifteen percent (That’s how you get groomed)

S1: E12: Not in My House (What’s wrong with you people?)

S1:E11: Up All Night (Testing boundaries)

S1:E10: Undeck the Halls(Claire and Phil are going down in history in songs and as ugly clay people)

S1:E9: Fizbo (What could possibly go wrong?)

S1:E8: Great Expectations (Jay’s night)

Ed O'Neill on Dinner's On Me with Jesse Tyler Ferguson

S1:E7: En Garde (Who da Manny)

S1:E6: Run for Your Wife (Do you believe in miracles?)

S1:E5: Coal Digger (Go jump in a lake)

S1:E4: The Incident (You never want too be weirder than a fish)

S1:E3: Come Fly with Me (Don’t fly planes into your son-in-laws face)

S1:E2: The Bicycle Thief (You should know how to parent after two kids)