Pinocchio really said "Faaaather, when can I leave to be on my oooown? I've got the whole worldussy!" and Geppetto really said "Bet."

Also, don't forget to tune in for CBS's new Tuesday night Copaganda line-up! I don't want to spoil the name of the show here because I think it's genuinely delightful when it COMPLETELY sends the two of us.

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Title Music: 'World of Magic' by Scott Buckley - released under CC-BY 4.0. | ⁠⁠⁠www.scottbuckley.com.au⁠ 

Sounds in Episode sourced from:

@baylebee

1800 Contacts Commercial

A Very Brady Sequel

Among Us (1) (2)

Amy Vorpahl - Breaking News S6E11 "The Rise of Count Dancula"

Arrested Development S1E10 "Pier Pressure"

Arthur

Aunty Chan - IMHO | Drag Race Season 13 Episode 8 Review!

Aunty Chan - IMHO | Drag Race Season 13 PREMIERE!

Austin Powers in Goldmember

Baby Gronk Rizzed up by Livvy

Bejeweled 2

Billy Joel - The Stranger

Billy Joel flips out in Moscow in 1987.

Billy Mays

Cash4Gold Commercial

Coco Montrese - RuPaul's Drag Race Untucked S5E5 "Snatch Game"

Cruis'n Blast (1) (2)

Cupcakke - Vagina

Dadagiri: Beat the Bullies

Donkey Kong 64

Eiffel 65 - (Da Ba Dee)

F-Zero X

Family Guy - S19E19 "Family Cat"

Fergie - London Bridge

Gabriel Gundacker - Zendaya is Meechee

Game Grumps - Devil's Third: Time of Our Lives

Game Grumps - Sonic Adventure DX: Golden Candy

Gia Gunn - RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars S4E3 "Snatch Game of Love"

Glover

Jasmine Masters - handle your liquor

Jorge Méndez - Cold

Kamala Harris

Legally Blonde 2: Red, White, & Blonde

Maine Senior Games Commercial 1989

Mario & Luigi: Dream Team

Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga

Mario Golf 64

Mario Tennis 64

Metal Gear Solid

Mika - Grace Kelly

Mr. Bean

Nancy Drew: Labyrinth of Lies

Nicholas Fraser - Why You Always Lying?

Partnership for a Drug Free USA PSA

Picnicface - Real Zone!

Pokémon (1) (2)

Pokémon Puzzle League

Pokémon Snap

Robot Chicken - S1E12 "What a Twist"

RuPaul's Drag Race

Scary Movie

Schmoyoho ft. Antoine Dodson - Bed Intruder Song

Scooby Doo

Serge Gainsbourg and Brigitte Bardot - Bonnie & Clyde

Shia LeBoeuf - #INTRODUCTIONS

Sonic Adventure 2 (1) (2) (3)

Sonic Heroes

SnapCube - Sonic the Hedgehog Real-Time Fandub

Sonny Curtis - Love is All Around (Mary Tyler Moore Show Theme)

Spongebob Squarepants

Spongebob Squarepants - S3E48 "Squilliam Returns"

Starfox 64

Steven Universe - S4E2 "Know Your Fusion"

Street Fighter

Super Mario Bros. (1) (2)

Super Mario Odyssey

Super Smash Bros Ultimate

Team Fortress 2

The Devil Wears Prada

The Legend of Zelda

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

The Love Boat

The Price is Right

The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus - Face Down

The Rembrandts - Friends Theme Song

The Simpsons - S7E21 "22 Short Films About Springfield"

The Whitest Kids U Know - S1E7

Unknown - This Bitch