S2 Ep12: "It's like I need to start wearing handcuffs to bed"

S2 Ep11: "Get a grip with yourself!"

S2 Ep10: "Why would you say that on the podcast? That is disgusting."

S2 Ep9: "What ye being, a bleedin' brain surgeon?"

S2 Ep8: "You are sick in the head"

S2 Ep7: "Sitting in the middle of the shop, getting your hands touched"

S2 Ep6: You need a time of reflection

S2 Ep5: A wetsuit and a cowboy hat

S2 Ep4: Have you ever seen anyone sad on a Jet Ski?

S2 Ep3: I can't believe we're actually talking about this

S2 Ep2: Don't bring that up

S2 Ep1: I wash it with Fairy Liquid

S1 Ep12: Gammon & Stacey

S1 Ep11: I bet you 50 quid that you can't eat 80 nuggets

S1 Ep10: You are a compulsive smeller!

S1 Ep9: What's a grubber? You keep saying this.

S1 Ep8: Are your knickers too tight?

S1 Ep7: That's gonna be a headline

S1 Ep6: A bin bag and a Scream mask

S1 Ep5: He's snoring...in a g-string (Live from the Carter Clothing launch)