“You’re making me hate the moon!”

Jackie searches for the perfect rock. Astronauts tussle. Dal learns how a radio works. Ishmael eats a sandwich.

CW: deadly workplace situations, things from scripture
Special thanks to Beth Crane!

Transcripts here
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Promo this episode was for Crowley Time, a sketch comedy podcast, featuring characters and messages in bottles plucked from unknown shores, written and performed by Tom Crowley. You can find out more here

CAST
Chloe Zwaicher was Beck
Julie Snyder was Jackie
Noel Naczi was Ishmael
Meredith Gulley was Dal
John Serpico was the Chief
Dennis Bruno was the Memo
Marc Campasano was Werner Von Braun
Salvatore Fabbiano was Twobrick
Dennis Bruno was Neil Armstrong
Alex Roy was Buzz Aldrin
And Mike Giordano was Michael Collins

CREW
Written by Max Kreisky, Katherine Cargill and Eric Trageser
Sound design by Hedley Knights and Beth Crane
Directed and Produced by Max Kreisky
Logo Design by Tom Crowley
Theme by Arnie Parrot
Recorded at The Bridge Sound and Stage in Somerville, Massachusetts

Special thanks to Managers of Stretch’s Billiards Beth Crane, Jess Pfohl and Jonathan Kreisky

Phony Executive Producers Nick Krasney Denise Grenier Alex Hensley Laura Isham Mariclair Bennet Steven Rutkowsi And Lilit Penrod made this show possible, and for this their likenesses will be carved into the face of the moon itself. Real small. But they’re up there!