Aaron and Tanner are at it again talking about the news of the day that everyone wants to know, namely, did Aaron shave his dog to make him more socially accepted? Aaron tries to empower women everywhere but gets rejected in his efforts. They deviate from the more racy topics to discuss their memorable meals of the week but not before they test Zendaya's neck strength. The guys talk about weird candy for a while and discuss how patriotic you can be while fast tracking your diabetes. Matthias puts on a one-man show complete with multiple acts and various characters while his dad tries not to get too close. Tanner fails at judging his own girth as he presents the Fat Men's Problem of the Week. The weekly sponsor makes the guys a bit gassy but they are happy to take it, as long as you coat it in some sort of dressing! Tanner rushes into the tech of the week and doesn't bother to look behind him. An ancient Fat Man is honored by Tanner, Aaron and his own special cult before the guys get many, many biblical facts incorrect.