In this episode, we are pretty sure Canek opens a beer with a club of some kind, it turns out he's running against Joe Biden, City Council loses count of our birthday cupcakes, and it's inexplicably time to start the Census all over again—OR ARE WE HAVING AN ANXIETY DREAM?! Are any of us getting enough sleep? Only one way to find out: listen to the most chill episode ever!

• Having a bottle opener/club is so
  normal, it's ungoogleable.


• Canek says La Casa (in Foxchase) has the best pizza...


• We're too busy for everything but Rick and Morty, too.


• No pets, not even dust bunnies


• Learn about Edward Roybal!


• Write a letter of complaint to Canek's mean childhood science teacher


• TWU mural, the one on Edsall, and DASH Bus Welcome to the West End wrap


• Scooter - most fun!


• We are reclaiming Canek's time from Lulu


• Cupcakes at ALX birthday party


• For the record, elevator pitch was almost exactly 30 seconds!


• Hazel is a "BAD MAMAJAMA"! We agree!


• Nerd fun fact: Hazel was named after Hazel Johnson


• Page 92 - heat map and vulnerability indexes


• Let's all go to the Puebla Historic District in Mexico!


• The Vulcan site , not to be confused with a salute of the same name. (LLAP)


• What keeps up at night: Dying too soon: New report reveals deep and persistent health disparities in Northern Virginia


• ALX had 100% participation in the 2020 Census!


• Democrats love librarians—we book hoarders/dragons approve!


• CanekforCouncil.com