Thank you for listening to the Middle Aged Candy Store, produced by The Gathering.

In this episode, the Candy Store employees finish their rescue tunnel...with surprising results. And back at the store a sinister figure from another dimension awaits them. Also, we check in with PizzaBot as he reflects on whether or not a little learning is a dangerous thing, and learn exactly HOW many pieces of ID you need to pay by cheque at the grocery store.

Pizza University Episode 4: Pomp and Consequences was written by Kristin Mueller-Heaslip, performed by Rachel Perry, Donnie Febbleston, Tony Culver well, and Michael Giel, and produced by Kristin Mueller-Heaslip.

Demonic Laugh was written by Donnie Febbleston, performed by Karen Loomer, and produced by Donnie Febbleston.

Intro and interstitial segments written by The Gathering and performed by Tony Culverwell, Rachel Perry, Michael Giel, Karen Loomer, Megan Liley, Linda Febbleston, Donnie Febbleston, and Kristin Mueller-Heaslip

Theme music by Donnie Febbleston and performed by Donnie and Linda Febbleston.

All sound effects are licenced under Creative Commons Zero and available from freesound.org or opengameart.org. Special thanks to:

130221 for the ant

Allen2001 for digging with a shovel

cameronmusic for digging earth with a pick axe

YemiMoses for digging a grave

Alexbuk for digging a hole in earth with a pick

Benboncan Mandrill striking rock

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Anandthethird for digging in dirt

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Wdomino for bridge collapse

Vidiveni for evil lair collapse

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RutgerMuller for vintage scifi drone

ZHR0 for sci-fi horror music

Victor_Natas for The ghost of dark creek

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dmitryleeo metal sheet hit

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Haley Halcyon

Sound design by Tony Culverwell.

Cover art by Amanda Matalanis.

The Middle Aged Candy Store is a proud member of the We’re Still Cool podcast network. We will return for Season Four.

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