It’s 1994. It’s forty-thousand feet over the Siberian tundra and Captain Yaroslav Vladimirovich Kudrinsky is about to take part in the worst bring your child to work day since Daddy Day Care 3.



In what panicking Russian pilots are already radioing in as the 42nd edition of the CB Wallop Podcast join Phil Jerrod and Phil Lucas as they discuss Aeroflot Flight 593 -  the quite frankly anus tightening, stomach crunching, thigh scarring, nightmare fueling, brain buggeringly terrifying story of what happens when you let your children fly an airliner. 



Should they have let their kids in the cockpit?... I mean, I can’t believe i’m even having to say this - but no. no please God no.



Trigger warning: Well, this one scared the absolute crap out of me - so I don’t know how you’ll deal with it. I mean it’s a plane that crashes into a Siberian mountain, what do you want from me? There are no survivors and it would be hard to imagine how the last few moments of the flight could have been any more terrifying. Other than that - walk in the park mate.



Written by Phil Lucas

Edited by Phil Jerrod

Music by Steve Adam 



Music clips

Zero Hour - Aeroflot Flight 593 disaster (Kid In The Cockpit)

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5xbwqz



Aeroflot Promo Spot - 1970

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x8kcT9r7yg&t=1s



Aeroflot Flight 593 Crash Animation + CVR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrttTR8e8-4

Source: http://www.planecrashinfo.com/



Sources

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeroflot_Flight_593

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airbus_A310#A310-300

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeroflot

http://aviationknowledge.wikidot.com/asi:aeroflot-flight-593:child-in-the-cockpit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc50kWJBcx4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1kPAWVI5UA

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5xbwqz

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheremetyevo_International_Airport

https://www.tailstrike.com/230394.html

https://www.nytimes.com/1994/09/28/world/tape-confirms-the-pilot-s-son-caused-crash-of-russian-jet.html

https://aviation-safety.net/database/record.php?id=19940323-0

https://www.avgeekery.com/the-tragedy-of-aeroflot-593/

https://reports.aviation-safety.net/1994/19940323-0_A310_F-OGQS.pdf

https://apnews.com/3e6e36622501657b493bd942a13f1303

https://steemit.com/science/@milekj/the-most-shocking-air-crashes-kid-in-command

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1kPAWVI5UA&t=660s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc50kWJBcx4&t=413s