Incredibly attractive as they may be, slugs are typically not known for their speed or for their clever plans.

Today that all changes. Prepare to meet the slug who has it all... great looks, sure (like all slugs), but also an incredible mensa level planning intellect, and exclusive access to the fastest transport system this side of Prussia.

He's got everything he needs, except for one thing - a slug bride, but today that all could be about to change.

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