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SAMUEL: "The Messiah" and the golden hemorrhoid rats

SAMUEL: "The Messiah" and the golden hemorrhoid rats

Update: 2022-05-30
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We're entering a whole new chunk of the Bible, and it might be a surprise chunk!



  • Why we're now in Samuel instead of Ruth, the book that's up next according to Christian Bibles! 

  • Yet another barren womb! As always, when the Bible reuses a story, the variations are everything! 

  • The Bible's first usage of "the messiah" is a fine time to talk about how poorly the average Christian understands the old, complex, ever-evolving concept! 

  • Meet the original Typical Preacher's Kids! 

  • A war catastrophe leads to the Philistines capturing the Ark of the Covenant, which goes very terribly for the Philistines' genitals! 


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SAMUEL: "The Messiah" and the golden hemorrhoid rats

SAMUEL: "The Messiah" and the golden hemorrhoid rats

Jason Kirk, Emily Kirk