Story Jam is a music and storytelling show that features great storytellers and original songs written for each story.

In our inaugural episode, we'll hear a funny story by Archy Jamjun, a sassy little song written for his story, and a brief conversation with Archy and Story Jam producer Stephanie Rogers.

Story Jam is based in Chicago, IL. Story Jam Studio provides online and in-person classes and workshop on the art of storytelling.

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SCIENTIST

You can be a model if you’re pretty
Represent a beer or underwear
Use Noxzema skin cream when you are dirty
Sun-in when you want caucasian hair
But it’s very likely that…you suck at math

Scientist, you'll never be a scientist
You can barely even pass a test
in high school Chem
incidentally, why bother getting a degree?
Coiffing adorably is time better spent

It isn’t very nice to state the obvious
Keanu only knows one kind of Pi
It isn’t too correct to be a brainy snob
We all know nerds are smarter than hot guys
But it’s very likely that…those guys can’t add

CHORUS

You can be a model if you’re pretty
Represent a beer or underwear
Use Noxzema skin cream when you are dirty
Sun-in when you want caucasian hair

Credits:

Producer: Stephanie Rogers
Audio Mix/Production: Danny Shaffer
Theme music: Craig J Snider
Voiceover: Kenny Burroughs
Story: Archy Jamjun
"Scientist" words/music by Stephanie Rogers

Band:

Bass: Rafe Bradford
Drums: Gerald Dowd
Keys: Fred Simon
Synthesizer: Craig Snider
Guitar: Danny Shaffer
Vocals: Stephanie Rogers

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