Here's the podcast script for Luna Vega's Scorpio Astrology Bites:

Hey cosmic warriors! Luna Vega here, and the universe is serving up some seriously spicy Scorpio energy today! Can you feel that intensity brewing?

Alright Scorpios, today's cosmic kitchen is all about transformation and inner power. Mercury's doing this gorgeous dance with Pluto right now, which means your intuition is basically a superpower today. My grandma Rosa used to say intuition is like a perfectly seasoned cast iron skillet - the more you trust it, the more magical it becomes.

Morning Ritual Alert! With the waning gibbous moon in Gemini, you're gonna want to ground yourself. Grab that Target ceramic mug - you know the one - and brew some dark roasted coffee. As you stir, visualize releasing any lingering emotional residue from the past week. Stir counterclockwise three times to symbolically unwind those stuck energies.

Cosmic Comfort Food today is anything deep red or dark - think roasted beets, blackberries, dark chocolate. These foods are gonna amplify your Scorpio magnetism. Pro tip: sprinkle some cayenne for extra transformational heat.

Your 5-Minute Fate Fixer involves a kitchen whisk and some sea salt. Seriously. Whisk counterclockwise while setting an intention to release any energy blocking your path. The universe loves a good metaphorical stirring!

Compatibility Quick Peek: Cancer and Pisces are totally your cosmic cuddle buddies today. Expect some deep, soulful connections that feel like emotional comfort food.

Listen up, because here's your power hour: Between 2 and 4 PM, your creative potential is OFF THE CHARTS. Write that pitch, start that passion project, manifest those dreams. The cosmos is basically your personal life coach right now.

One last cosmic wink - wear something deep burgundy or black today. It'll be like wearing your own personal power cloak.

Thank you for tuning into another cosmic kitchen adventure! Don't forget to subscribe for your daily dose of Luna's magic. Stay fierce, stay fabulous, Scorpios!

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