Tonight I bring you multiple singular sides of attempted podcast recordings. Danielle from episode 22 and I tried over multiple days to have a conversation which was ultimately interrupted by what certainly appeared to be two separate entities.

or an enormous series of coincidences..... You decide.

This episode may be a little bit confusing. Which is fair because I was super confused the entire time I was trying to record it and make it, artistically I'm attempting to give the audience a sense of what that's like.

Shortly after the creation of this episode and certainly at this juncture in the podcast creation process I almost called it quits. Becoming increasingly unsure if what I was experiencing was my imagination, a crazy experience, or something in between.

Now that I am re-releasing season one. I can also see this moment with clarity.

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A reminder.

I'm just a guy who saw a fairy one time.

Be it morning or night… I am blending my brain to bring you this.

Here is a bite of that for you to bother with.

...but before you do...

Be a Buddy, boop a few buttons, and be part of this.

When was the last time you checked your fire alarm batteries? (Watch out for pixies in the particle detectors.)

Or picked purple petunias… peacefully pondering perplexity? (Watch out for gnomes getting grabby in the grass. They have a Great grips.)

Gnomes are no joke. This guy….GG…… Guillotines this up real good.

Get this.… Gnomes get jealous!

After greeting me in the morning, grandstaff in his hand....

He gears up, gliding gleefully across the globe, to get somebody to grant him form as well….

Even if it is a bit… grave.

You will just have to see it to Bee-lieve it.

This guy. He just he will not… Lego. Dino what I mean?

Hopefully this grifter retires Down under. For the moment, my advice to his maker. Lock him Up!

Get over your grinning, face(less), glory.

Please…?

I don't even know any more.

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✨✨ There are Prizes….. And then there are Powerful Prizes. ✨✨

A Doll from Danielle definitely, undeniably deals out deluges of dizzy, dazzling, demonstration's… Dumbfounded again. …. Definitely….. :-(

Well played my friend. My don't mess with Danielle daily reminder… runs deep.

To win a deity doppelgänger by Danielle…. May disqualify your insurance. Transport you and your pets to the fairy realm.

Or make you…maybe need to change your shorts 💩👖💩

Additionally it will require you to consider placement of all of your objects from a new perspective…… you know… because they are most likely just going to move on their own…. and shit. 💩🤯💩

Petunia, my Powerful Purple Pixie. Pleased to meet you!

Thank you for starting the show. By showing yourself to me. A lot of people really appreciate it.

Nobody….. More than me 🌸 ❤️ 🌸 ❤️ 🌸

Fucking Fabulous.

I want somebody to win, and wonder with us. Will you be willing?

Danielle did ask & you wandered in….. Not all who wander are lost. 🪄