Did you know, if you pay a little extra when you get a ticket, the state won’t report it to you insurance company? That feels a little like payola?  The only thing missing, you’re not paying cash to a guy wearing a pinkie ring at a clandestine location near the river. 

Jennifer had experimental joint surgery on her toe. The joint wasn’t something they fished out of a bowl of chicken knuckle soup. It was actually titanium.  Lesson learned, don’t have that type of surgery over a holiday weekend. Her trip to the ER for pain meds included stepping around puddles of bodily fluids from someone who tried giving advice to a kid who jumped the line at Meijer. Ok kidding. Just love the opportunity to call back jokes from previous episodes  

Razor scooter rental is a part of life in many cities. Greg and Keely tried to rent them on a recent visit to St Pete  the only ones left were scooters with seats. They were available because no one wants to look that tragic  Keely, who’s more secure, couldn’t care less what people thought. Greg felt like he needed white driving gloves, a clutch purse, and rain bonnet. 

It’s Episode 49 of Welcome To The Suburbs Podcast and Papaw’s coming in hot!

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