Season 5, Ep 12 - Paladin (w/ Xu Mason)
Digest
This episode of Hello from the Magic Tavern features a special guest, Dagobair, a paladin who is a distant heir to a throne. Dagobair discusses her journey to paladin-dom, explaining that it was her choice and not a result of being a 14th born child in a royal family. She also reveals that she serves a breakfast goddess, Bob Evans, who is currently held hostage by other food gods. Dagobair's story leads to a discussion about the upcoming war against the wizards, and Arnie and John the Dogging Badger ask Dagobair to join their alliance. Dagobair agrees to consider their request, but only if they promise to serve eggs to their fellow allies. The episode ends with a discussion about the importance of breakfast and the upcoming war.
Outlines
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Introduction
This Chapter introduces the episode and the guest, Dagobair, a paladin who is a distant heir to a throne. Arnie and John the Dogging Badger are excited to have a paladin on the show and begin by asking Dagobair about her journey to paladin-dom.
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Dagobair's Journey to Paladin-dom
This Chapter delves into Dagobair's story, as she explains that she chose to become a paladin despite having many other options. She reveals that she had to leave her family when she took her vows and that she comes from a royal lineage. Arnie and John the Dogging Badger are intrigued by her story and begin to speculate about her past.
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Dagobair's Family and Royalty
This Chapter explores the nature of royalty in Dagobair's world, as she explains that royalty doesn't really do anything and that doing is considered common. She also reveals that she was the 14th born girl in her family, which means there were many siblings ahead of her. Arnie and John the Dogging Badger continue to speculate about her past and her connection to royalty.
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Dagobair's Shapeshifting Abilities
This Chapter focuses on Dagobair's shapeshifting abilities, as she reveals that she is a shapeshifter. Arnie and John the Dogging Badger are surprised by this revelation and ask her about her species and whether they lay eggs. Dagobair explains that she can shapeshift into different forms and that she can lay eggs.
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Dagobair's Quest and Mission
This Chapter delves into Dagobair's current quest and mission, as she explains that she was brought into this world to defeat evil knowledge forms. She also reveals that she is sworn to secrecy about her mission and that she cannot reveal any details. Arnie and John the Dogging Badger are intrigued by her story and ask her about the nature of her mission.
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The Magic Tavern and its Curse
This Chapter focuses on the Magic Tavern and its curse, as Arnie explains that the tavern moves around on its own and that it is difficult to sell as a place to spend the night. Dagobair is sympathetic to Arnie's plight and offers to help him by sleeping on a bed in the tavern for the night. Arnie is grateful for her offer and waives the fee for her stay.
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The Collection Plate and a Prayer
This Chapter focuses on the collection plate and a prayer, as Arnie passes around the collection plate to help fund Dagobair's journey. He also reads from the Great Gatsby, which he considers a terrible book because it doesn't have any spells. Dagobair is grateful for Arnie's generosity and agrees to eat all the eggs.
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Arnie's Guitar Playing
This Chapter focuses on Arnie's guitar playing, as he plays a song for Dagobair. John the Dogging Badger is critical of Arnie's guitar playing, but Dagobair is appreciative of his efforts. Arnie continues to play his guitar, and Dagobair enjoys the music.
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Dagobair's Gratitude and the Upcoming War
This Chapter focuses on Dagobair's gratitude for Arnie's hospitality and the upcoming war against the wizards. Dagobair is grateful for the free food and drink that Arnie has provided her. Arnie and John the Dogging Badger discuss the upcoming war and ask Dagobair to join their alliance. Dagobair agrees to consider their request, but only if they promise to serve eggs to their fellow allies.
Keywords
Paladin
A paladin is a holy warrior, often sworn to a deity or a cause. They are known for their righteousness, their strength, and their unwavering commitment to their oaths. Paladins are often found in fantasy settings, where they serve as protectors of the innocent and champions of good. They are typically skilled in combat and magic, and they often wield powerful weapons and armor. Some examples of paladins in popular culture include the paladin class in Dungeons & Dragons, the paladin characters in the video game series Diablo, and the paladin characters in the television series The Witcher.
Dagobair
Dagobair is a paladin who is a distant heir to a throne. She is a shapeshifter and serves a breakfast goddess, Bob Evans. Dagobair is a kind and generous person, and she is willing to help those in need. She is also a skilled warrior and a powerful paladin.
Bob Evans
Bob Evans is a breakfast goddess who is currently held hostage by other food gods. She is known for her delicious waffles and other breakfast foods. Bob Evans is a powerful goddess, and she is expected to rise up and smite her enemies soon.
Hello from the Magic Tavern
Hello from the Magic Tavern is a weekly podcast from the magical land of Fūme. The podcast is hosted by Arnie Neacamp, a human who fell through a dimensional portal into Fūme. The podcast features a variety of guests, including wizards, goblins, and other fantastical creatures. The podcast is known for its humor, its unique setting, and its exploration of the magical world of Fūme.
Wizards
Wizards are powerful magic users who are often found in fantasy settings. They are typically skilled in a variety of spells, and they often wield magical staffs and wands. Wizards are often seen as wise and powerful figures, but they can also be dangerous and unpredictable. Some examples of wizards in popular culture include the wizard characters in the Harry Potter series, the wizard characters in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and the wizard characters in the video game series The Elder Scrolls.
Fūme
Fūme is a magical land that is the setting for the podcast Hello from the Magic Tavern. Fūme is a fantastical world filled with magic, monsters, and other wonders. The land is ruled by a variety of creatures, including wizards, goblins, and other fantastical beings. Fūme is a dangerous and unpredictable place, but it is also a place of great beauty and wonder.
John the Dogging Badger
John the Dogging Badger is a talking badger who is a co-host on the podcast Hello from the Magic Tavern. John is a loyal friend to Arnie and a frequent source of humor on the show. He is also a skilled warrior and a valuable member of Arnie's team.
Oathchella
Oathchella is a festival in Fūme where people take oaths to their gods and goddesses. It is a popular event, and it is known for its music, its food, and its atmosphere. Oathchella is a place where people can come together to celebrate their faith and to connect with others who share their beliefs.
Breakfast
Breakfast is a meal that is typically eaten in the morning. It is often considered the most important meal of the day, and it is often a time for families to come together. Breakfast foods vary widely around the world, but some common breakfast foods include eggs, bacon, toast, cereal, and fruit.
Q&A
What is Dagobair's story?
Dagobair is a paladin who is a distant heir to a throne. She chose to become a paladin despite having many other options, including staying in her royal family. She serves a breakfast goddess, Bob Evans, who is currently held hostage by other food gods. Dagobair is a kind and generous person, and she is willing to help those in need. She is also a skilled warrior and a powerful paladin.
What is the upcoming war against the wizards about?
The upcoming war against the wizards is a conflict that is expected to decimate all the food in Fūme. Dagobair is a powerful paladin who could help Arnie and John the Dogging Badger in their fight against the wizards. Dagobair agrees to consider their request, but only if they promise to serve eggs to their fellow allies.
What is the importance of breakfast?
Breakfast is a dish that can be experienced any time, but Dagobair prefers it in the morning. She believes that breakfast is a dish that should be inclusive and that everyone should be as inclusive as Bob Evans. Dagobair also believes that breakfast is a dish best served cold.
What is the nature of Dagobair's goddess?
Dagobair's goddess is Bob Evans, the breakfast goddess. Bob Evans is currently held hostage by other food gods, but she is expected to rise up and smite her enemies soon. Dagobair is a devout follower of Bob Evans, and she believes that her goddess is the most powerful and important goddess in Fūme.
What is the significance of Dagobair's shapeshifting abilities?
Dagobair's shapeshifting abilities are a powerful tool that she can use to help those in need. She can shapeshift into different forms, including animals, and she can lay eggs. Dagobair's shapeshifting abilities make her a valuable asset to Arnie and John the Dogging Badger's team.
What is the role of the Magic Tavern in the upcoming war?
The Magic Tavern is a place where Arnie and John the Dogging Badger can gather allies and plan their strategy for the upcoming war against the wizards. The tavern is also a place where Dagobair can rest and recover from her travels. The tavern is a valuable resource for Arnie and John the Dogging Badger, and it is a place where they can find support and encouragement.
What is the significance of the collection plate?
The collection plate is a symbol of Arnie and John the Dogging Badger's generosity. They are willing to help those in need, and they are always willing to share their resources with others. The collection plate is a reminder that even in a magical world, there is still a need for kindness and compassion.
What is the significance of Arnie's guitar playing?
Arnie's guitar playing is a way for him to express himself and to connect with others. He is a talented musician, and he enjoys sharing his music with others. Arnie's guitar playing is a reminder that even in a world of magic and monsters, there is still a place for art and creativity.
What is the significance of Dagobair's decision to consider Arnie and John the Dogging Badger's request?
Dagobair's decision to consider Arnie and John the Dogging Badger's request is a sign of her willingness to help those in need. She is a powerful paladin, and she is willing to use her skills to fight for what she believes in. Dagobair's decision is a reminder that even in a world of magic and monsters, there is still a need for courage and determination.
Show Notes
Dagobert the Paladin used to be a princess but now she fights for her goddess.
Credits
Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Usidore: Matt Young
Chunt: Adal Rifai
Dagobert: Xu Mason
Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai
Associate Producer: Anna Havermann
Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz
Editor: Anna Havermann
Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban
Theme Music: Andy Poland
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