Shark Attack 3: Megalodon LIVE!
Digest
This episode of the podcast is a hilarious and insightful deep dive into the 2002 film "Shark Attack 3." The hosts, Paul, Jason, and June, dissect the movie's nonsensical plot, questionable acting, and absurd special effects. They highlight the film's numerous inconsistencies, such as the shark's ability to growl underwater and the fact that the characters seem to be constantly having sex in the water. The hosts also discuss the film's post-9/11 setting, which is oddly juxtaposed with the characters' casual use of shotguns and crossbows. The episode culminates in a discussion of the film's most iconic line, "What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?" delivered by John Barrowman. The hosts debate whether the line was improvised, and they discuss its impact on the film's overall tone and message. The episode is a must-listen for fans of bad movies and anyone who enjoys a good laugh. The hosts then analyze audience reviews of the film, highlighting the absurdity of some of the reviews and the film's overall cult classic status.
Outlines
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Introduction
This Chapter introduces the topic of the podcast episode, which is a review of the movie "Shark Attack 3." The hosts, Paul, Jason, and June, set the stage for a humorous and insightful discussion of the film's many flaws.
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Shark Attack 3: A Deep Dive
This Chapter delves into the specifics of "Shark Attack 3," highlighting the film's nonsensical plot, questionable acting, and absurd special effects. The hosts discuss the film's numerous inconsistencies, such as the shark's ability to growl underwater and the fact that the characters seem to be constantly having sex in the water.
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The Iconic Line
This Chapter focuses on the film's most iconic line, "What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?" delivered by John Barrowman. The hosts debate whether the line was improvised, and they discuss its impact on the film's overall tone and message.
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Audience Q&A
This Chapter features a Q&A session with the podcast's audience, who ask questions about the film's production, plot, and characters. The hosts provide insightful answers and share their own observations about the film.
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Audience Q&A Continued
This Chapter continues the Q&A session with the podcast's audience, with the hosts discussing the film's nonsensical plot, questionable acting, and absurd special effects. The hosts also discuss the film's post-9/11 setting, which is oddly juxtaposed with the characters' casual use of shotguns and crossbows.
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Second Opinions
This Chapter features a segment where the hosts analyze audience reviews of the film, highlighting the absurdity of some of the reviews and the film's overall cult classic status.
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Wrap Up
This Chapter concludes the episode with the hosts thanking the audience and promoting their upcoming last looks follow up episode on Shark Attack 3.
Keywords
Shark Attack 3
A 2002 American science fiction horror film directed by David Worth. The film follows a group of people who are terrorized by a giant megalodon shark while on vacation at a tropical resort. The film is known for its nonsensical plot, questionable acting, and absurd special effects.
John Barrowman
A Welsh actor, singer, and television personality. He is known for his roles in the British science fiction series "Doctor Who" and "Torchwood." In "Shark Attack 3," he plays the role of Captain Jack Harkness, a charismatic and somewhat eccentric character who delivers the film's most iconic line.
Megalodon
An extinct species of shark that lived during the Early Miocene to Late Pliocene epochs. It is believed to have been one of the largest and most powerful predators to have ever lived. The megalodon is often featured in popular culture, particularly in films and television shows about sharks.
Improvisation
The act of creating or performing something without prior preparation. In the context of film, improvisation can refer to actors delivering lines or performing actions that were not scripted. Improvisation can often lead to more natural and spontaneous performances.
Bad Movie
A film that is generally considered to be of poor quality, often due to its nonsensical plot, questionable acting, or absurd special effects. Bad movies can be entertaining for their unintentional humor and for their ability to highlight the flaws of filmmaking.
Cult Classic
A film that has gained a following over time, despite its initial negative reception. Cult classics are often considered to be bad movies, but they have become popular for their unintentional humor, their unique style, or their ability to evoke a sense of nostalgia.
Viral Clip
A short video that spreads rapidly online, often due to its humorous or shocking content. Viral clips can be created by individuals or by professional filmmakers. They can be used to promote a film, a product, or a cause.
Apex
A fictional organization in "Shark Attack 3" that is responsible for developing and deploying underwater fiber optic cables. The organization is portrayed as being somewhat shady and secretive, and its motives are not entirely clear.
C-Due
A fictional underwater vehicle in "Shark Attack 3" that is used by the Apex organization to transport its personnel and equipment. The C-Due is portrayed as being somewhat clunky and unreliable, and it is ultimately destroyed by the megalodon shark.
Sven Conrad
A pseudonym used by the director of "Shark Attack 3", David Worth, for his work in adult films. This adds a layer of irony and humor to the film's overall tone and message.
Q&A
What is the most iconic line from "Shark Attack 3"?
The most iconic line from "Shark Attack 3" is "What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?" delivered by John Barrowman.
Why is "Shark Attack 3" considered a bad movie?
"Shark Attack 3" is considered a bad movie due to its nonsensical plot, questionable acting, and absurd special effects. The film is full of inconsistencies and illogical moments, making it a prime example of a so-bad-it's-good movie.
What is the significance of the line "What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?" in the context of the film?
The line is significant because it is a jarring and unexpected moment of humor in an otherwise serious film. It also highlights the film's overall tone, which is a mix of campy humor and unintentional comedy.
What is the role of the Apex organization in "Shark Attack 3"?
The Apex organization is responsible for developing and deploying underwater fiber optic cables. However, their motives are not entirely clear, and they seem to be involved in some shady dealings.
What is the significance of the shark's ability to growl underwater in "Shark Attack 3"?
The shark's ability to growl underwater is a prime example of the film's nonsensical plot and absurd special effects. It is a clear indication that the filmmakers were not concerned with realism or scientific accuracy.
What is the significance of the characters' constant sex in the water in "Shark Attack 3"?
The characters' constant sex in the water is a clear indication that the filmmakers were not concerned with creating a believable or realistic world. It is also a source of unintentional humor for the audience.
What is the significance of the film's post-9/11 setting in "Shark Attack 3"?
The film's post-9/11 setting is oddly juxtaposed with the characters' casual use of shotguns and crossbows. It is a clear indication that the filmmakers were not concerned with creating a believable or realistic world.
What is the significance of the film's use of slow-motion in "Shark Attack 3"?
The film's use of slow-motion is excessive and often unnecessary. It is a clear indication that the filmmakers were not concerned with creating a believable or realistic world.
What is the significance of the film's use of CGI in "Shark Attack 3"?
The film's use of CGI is often poorly executed and unrealistic. It is a clear indication that the filmmakers were not concerned with creating a believable or realistic world.
What is the significance of the film's use of music in "Shark Attack 3"?
The film's use of music is often cheesy and over-the-top. It is a clear indication that the filmmakers were not concerned with creating a believable or realistic world.
Show Notes
We're celebrating Hot Shark Summer all July and kicking things off with 2002's Shark Attack 3: Megalodon—a movie that asks, "What if Jaws happened in Porky's?" LIVE from London, the HDTGM crew discuss the best line in cinema history, the comically large momma shark, the bonkers VFX shots, the mystery of the groping hand, and so much more. Plus, June revisits her thoughts on male tea drinkers and our second opinion singer from our Beekeeper episode attempts to redeem himself.
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