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She Would Have To Fall Down Naked On My Lap

She Would Have To Fall Down Naked On My Lap

Update: 2025-11-17
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“Is old-school dating officially extinct, or is there still hope for analog romance in a digital world?” In this lively episode of The JB and Sandy Show, JB and Sandy dive headfirst into the wild world of modern relationships, Texas-style. The show kicks off with a surprising revelation: Texas has just been ranked number one for dating, thanks to its affordability, endless entertainment options, and a massive pool of singles. But what does that really mean for those braving the dating scene today? Special guest Tricia—a sharp, witty commentator with a knack for cutting through the noise—joins the conversation to break down the numbers and share her take on why Texas tops the charts. With years of experience navigating both the single life and the complexities of marriage, Tricia brings relatable humor and candid insights that resonate with anyone who’s ever swiped right or survived a couples’ night out.

Key moments include:
  • The “Nagahai Jacket” Curse: A playful debate about superstitions, sports, and whether certain wardrobe choices are doomed to bring bad luck.
  • Analog vs. App Dating: The hosts and Tricia reminisce about the days when meeting someone meant asking for a phone number, not swiping on a screen. “Now you’re weird if you’re not on a dating app,” they joke, sparking laughter and nostalgia.
  • Couples’ Night Out—Comedy and Chaos: JB shares hilarious stories about the awkwardness of double dates, inspired by comedian Paul Torreau’s spot-on observations. Listeners will relate to the “compare and contrast” game couples play and the unspoken competition for “hottest couple.”
  • Traffic Ticket Crackdown: The episode shifts gears as the team reveals shocking stats about Austin’s most-issued traffic citations in 2025. From expired registrations to the epidemic of uninsured drivers, the discussion is both eye-opening and entertaining. “They’re the same people that don’t put the shopping cart back,” quips Tricia, delivering one of the episode’s most memorable lines.
  • Speeding Stories and Feral Hogs: Sandy recounts a close call with a motorcycle cop and the infamous days when wild hogs roamed Texas toll roads, blending humor with a reminder to drive safe.
Throughout the episode, the chemistry between JB, Sandy, and Tricia keeps the energy high and the conversation authentic. Whether you’re single, married, or just trying to avoid your next speeding ticket, this episode offers laughs, insights, and a few “did they really just say that?” moments you won’t want to miss. Notable Quotes:
  • “Now you’re weird if you’re not on a dating app.”
  • “They’re the same people that don’t put the shopping cart back.”
  • “It’s hard enough for two people to get along—now try making four people click on a double date!”
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She Would Have To Fall Down Naked On My Lap

She Would Have To Fall Down Naked On My Lap

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