Can the King and Queen survive an empty castle, together? Enjoy! (You can also read this story here.)

Discount Idea #61: You can’t win them all. Sometimes you’re the goose. Sometimes you’re the meteorite that lands on the goose.

Next week‘s story: Agent Muffet. The spider got 'curds and WHEY' more than he bargained for. 

About Discount Storytime:

Love humorous short stories?  Want to pause the adulting for a bit and listen to a story?

If your world feels heavy, and you would love to have someone read you a story that makes you laugh, then tune in each week for Discount Storytime. This podcast is your weekly audio storybook of the ridiculous. Each short story is standalone*, start anywhere, escape reality for a bit, and have fun! 

You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening!

(*Season 2 is the "Worried Wendell" series instead of standalone short stories.)

Music:

"Medieval Fantasy" by Music Aleksey Chistilin from Pixabay

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

Discount Idea Music is "Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra -by  Kurt Schick"

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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