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🎧 TL;DR – Dev Camp Vibes: Recap, Dreams, and Depth

New episode, same chaos. Missed the full rundown on Bruins development camp? No worries — here’s your high-speed digest of what Karoline and Maria covered on this week’s episode. Draft dreams, d-pair pairings, and one very cursed take on team depth. 🐝🎙️

🏒 Dev Camp Check-In

* Maribeth reporting live from Dev Camp — the vibes are good, the drills are crisp.

* Defense pairings you’ll want to keep an eye on:

* Lohrei + Poitras: Yes, please.

* Luchanko, Jellvik, and the goalies all making noise.

* “We were seated, but also standing spiritually.”

💭 Dreams and Delusions

* Maria’s Dev Camp Wish: “A glimpse of the future, not a reminder of the past.”

* “Let’s not pretend bottom-six depth equals Cup contention.”

* Marchand is not a center. “I said it and I’ll say it again.”

* “If you squint, the lineup starts to make sense... but only if you’re lying to yourself.”

🧠 Big Picture Bruins Thoughts

* “We’re back to hoping our kids grow up fast.”

* Culture shift still TBD — “It’s not toxic, but it’s definitely confusing.”

* Front office strategy? “They’re either playing 4D chess or finger painting.”

🧢 Highlights from the Tape

* “The good news? We have a goalie.”

* “The bad news? We still don’t have a third-line center.”

* “The cursed news? Trent Frederic is in your top six.”

📣 What’s Coming Next

* Full Dev Camp player breakdowns from Maribeth 📝

* Episode 100 is next — with a very special guest 👀

* More hot takes, more line blender theories, and yes… more existential dread.

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