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When life gives you lemons and a leaky floaty… complain just loud enough and your very own Uncle Alan might show up with a Crown Royal bag full of change and a firm “Go buy the damn thing.”

This week’s episode is a chaotic cocktail of:

🔥 Hot Flashes:
– Dogs puking like it’s their job
– AI-generated texts that sound like a robot wrote them mid-panic attack
– People who clearly didn’t proofread before hitting send (we’re judging, kindly)

🧠 Then we spiral into memory loss. Not the “where are my keys” kind, but the kind where you realize big chunks of your life feel like deleted scenes. Anxiety? Disassociation? Too many years living on edge? Probably. But hey, at least our kids will have a TikTok trail of theirs.

🎥 We also chat about the Bryan Koberger case, the new Prime documentary, and the lifted gag order. Spoiler alert: we’re watching with popcorn and opinions.

And of course, the real MVP of the episode: Uncle Alan, who heard Cort’s floaty meltdown and responded like any true legend would… with sarcasm, spare change, and just the right amount of tough love. 💸

Tune in for laughs, light existential dread and the beauty of being sponsored by sass and a bag full of change.

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