Gerardo and Brant return for 90 minutes plus stoppage on this year's Boxing Day. We reflect on the existential crisis that is 7 games happening at the exact same time. In the process, we examine our past, digging into some content from two different Michael Cox books, "Zonal Marking" and "The Mixer" respectively. Ultimately, we discover the secret to success is playing in lower league English leagues while under house arrest and at some point having Claudio Ranieri coach your football team.