Starbucks Banning Lurkers is News AF – January 14, 2025

Rob Cesternino, Tyson Apostol, and Danny Bryson are back with another entertaining episode of News AF, where they dive into the week’s most peculiar and amusing stories.

Join your hosts Rob Cesternino, Tyson Apostol, and Danny Bryson as we dive into the weird and wonderful stories that caught our eye this week!

Starbucks Says No More Loitering

Starting January 27th, Starbucks will be cracking down on people hanging out in their stores without buying anything. No more using their comfy chairs and free Wi-Fi unless you’re a paying customer! The guys debate how long you can reasonably linger after purchasing that $5 latte. Danny suggests libraries as an alternative loitering spot.

Gym Bros vs. New Year’s Resolutioners

It’s that time of year when regular gym-goers clash with the flood of newcomers trying to fulfill their fitness resolutions. Rob, Tyson, and Danny discuss the turf war brewing at local gyms. Pro tip from Tyson: avoid the gym entirely in January!

Grapes: Nature’s Viagra?

In a story that had the guys giggling, researchers found that eating grapes may boost libido in older men. Rob wonders if we’ll start seeing grapes marketed as a natural alternative to certain little blue pills. Danny jokes about grape juice suddenly flying off store shelves.

Coyote Loose in Supermarket

A wild coyote somehow found its way into a Chicago grocery store, leading to some hilarious mental images from our hosts. Tyson imagines the coyote’s excitement at discovering a treasure trove of food all in one place.

Watch Out for Hackable Sex Toys

In a story that had Danny saying “I told you so,” cybersecurity experts are warning about the risks of internet-connected adult toys being hacked. The guys ponder the bizarre possibilities of remote-controlled mischief.

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