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00:00:00
It's melt season at Burger King.
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Which means it's time to reward yourself for all that you do with a warm cheesy BK melts.
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Choose between classic bacon or shroom and Swiss for only $4.99.
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Seize the melting moment and enjoy.
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You fool your season today at BK.
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Having your way, you wrong.
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Hey everybody, what's going on?
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Rob Cesternino back again to talk with you about the week's most interesting news story.
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So the week of January 28th, 2025, here on news, A.F.
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Yeah, that's right.
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And guys are back to check in with you about a week of exciting news.
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And here we are back with Pickleball's top influencer, a man who is down one giant trampoline.
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It's Tyson Apostle.
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Tyson, are you?
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I'm great.
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I salvaged the trampoline, backed it back, rebuilt it, re-bent some things, contacted the Chinese manufacturer while I contacted Amazon to see if they had parts or separate different and they were like,
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no, but we'll give you some money towards repairs.
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So they gave me like 25% of the cost of the trampoline back.
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And then the trampoline company that I contacted in China charged, I see somebody in your background Danny.
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It's Liz.
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Well, I tried to tell her beforehand, she needed to come and get her stuff, but she didn't answer the phone.
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She can go in there.
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She just can't.
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Nope.
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No, she doesn't.
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She already interrupted us.
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So I'll tell her later, Tyson's story about the Chinese tramp manufacturer interrupted by Liz.
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Okay.
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So Chinese tramp manufacturer got it all taken care of, charged me just a little bit more than what Amazon gave me back.
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So like, you know, almost a wash.
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And I got some weights to put on the legs of the trampoline that some stone weights that should help.
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I tried these anchors in the ground, but if you've never tried drilling trampoline anchors into solid granite, it's impossible.
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Yeah.
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It's solid, awesome dude.
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I did not realize I tried hammering a piece of rebar in there, nothing will go down.
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So now I'm like, my pool is going to cost $85 trillion because they are probably 1800s.
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Might have to do an above ground pool option.
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So anyways, brutal, brutally hard ground.
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And another thing, we got some Girl Scout cookies.
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I always go ham for the Girl Scout cookies.
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This is the deal for me.
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Anytime the first Girl Scout, I see selling cookies, I give her $100 for a box of cookies.
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For the whole world, for I buy $100 worth of cookies.
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So I'm like, I have a hundred dollar bill, fill it up.
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Let's go.
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I figured that's like my good deed for these, you know, it's a fun day.
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Take the rest a year off for good deeds.
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Exactly.
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Get it done early.
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Yeah.
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And so I even though Girl Scouts is probably an evil corporation with a CEO that makes $85 trillion.
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I think that's what the word is.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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So whatever.
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No, I'm more Samoa.
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Somebody said, Tagalongs are nothing.
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I'm saying Samoa's are the go to.
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They have coconut and chocolate and caramel in them.
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So anyways, I get these cookies and we're, we're just having a few of them the other night.
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And Bergen and Marlowe have to get ready for bed and they're like, no, we won't leave you with the cookies.
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And I was like, don't worry, I won't eat any.
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And Bergen's like, mom, film dad to make sure he doesn't eat any.
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So as she goes, no, just like as they go to get their pajamas on.
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So as they go to get their pajamas on, I purposely eat some for the camera and then hand some to Bert or to Rachel who also eats some.
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And then the girls come back and are like, no, they will rewatch the video, see the footage of us eating cookies.
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There live it and Marlowe goes, trust has been destroyed, Marlowe goes, mom, you have to post that on Instagram and say, two daughters only got two cookies and the dad got 11 cookies.
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And so, wow, Rachel did post that, but it's funny that Marlowe's all on on the public shame train.
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You know?
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Yeah.
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You're right.
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It's a great deal.
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Right.
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We are as humans.
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Yeah.
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He is.
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Was it you eat 11?
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Well, Bergen, the girls both thought it was funny because they could tell we were purposely eating for the camera and then were you eating the cookies like the cookie monster?
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Just crumbs.
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I put two of us.
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I put two of them in my mouth at the same time and just chewed super loud and then I crumpled the package up really loud and handed a bunch of cookies to Rachel off camera.
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Bergen thought it was funny at first, but then when she realized that we did actually put a big dent in the cookie box.
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She started to cry and she said, I only got two and I said, I only got like, he left it.
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Yeah.
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And she started to laugh again.
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$100.
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Where the cookies?
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Yes.
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There's like, that's about 12, 15 boxes in our pantry.
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There's 20.
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Where that came from.
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Yeah.
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Come on.
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And there's Girl Scouts on every corner of every business lecture.
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You know, there's lots of kids who don't ever get Girl Scout cookies.
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No.
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I had to break down the math.
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I had to do Island math for her where I was like, you're a quarter my size.
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That means you get a quarter of the amount of cookies because I need to fuel this work of God.
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This dad bod.
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And what percentage the kids pay for?
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Zero.
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Yeah.
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Also a point.
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Yeah.
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Right.
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That doesn't work.
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They don't care.
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And also Rachel read some article that said, and this was like, I think Danie and I have talked about this in the past.
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We were way ahead of the curve, but now there's stuff coming out that's saying like, your kids didn't ask to be brought into this world.
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So you saying, oh, I pay for everything isn't a really valid argument because like you were the one that was willing to take on that responsibility, which Danie and I have maintained that it's our parents fault for having us.
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They should support us in our various, the financial liberalities.
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Yeah.
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We're like, we're the ones who wanted a legacy, so we're like, we'll have kids to remind their kids about us and how awesome we were.
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Yeah.
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And we're like, we'll only do that if you can fund our awesome stuff.
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Yeah.
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Do you want me to tell my grandkids how great you were?
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Okay.
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Pony up.
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Wow.
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It has to be brought into this world.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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So that's, so we don't use the, the, I paid for all of this stuff.
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We, we just use the, there's so many cookies, there's so many cookies around.
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We could get cookies anytime we wanted anywhere we wanted.
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Don't worry about that.
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Yeah.
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You could scrooge McDuck some cookies, like fill the pool up and just swimming in some, some moas.
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Yeah.
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Throw them in the air, laughing.
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And the Kebler's makes some coconut dreams that cheaper than some moas and pretty much I think identical ingredients.
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Cookie talk with Tyson and Puzzle.
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Yeah.
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Welcome back to Cookie Talk.
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Get your Girl Scout cookies this time of year.
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That's okay.
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I don't know.
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Oh, I didn't know.
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Every knockoff cookie, Girl Scout cookie that you could get.
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Cookie talk.
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Doesn't, goes to a different evil corporation rather than the Girl Scouts of America, which is also probably an evil corporation.
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I say probably because I haven't seen a negative article about them recently, but I have in the past.
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I'm sure our chat will let us know coconut dreams, then mints.
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I don't know how, I don't know what the knockoff for thin mints is, but I'll do my research and we'll be back next week on Cookie Talk with Tyson.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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And here with the guy to continue on Mr.
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Bryson's legacy.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Super.
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Craig Bryson's legacy.
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Daniel Craig Bryson.
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Danny hot soup.
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Bryson.
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Mm hmm.
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What's up, guys?
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I'm back.
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I got back.
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Yeah.
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Traveled.
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How was tonight miles?
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Pretty good.
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You know, when I very first got there, my first day was just brutal, like windy, terrible weather.
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I was skiing on ice with flat light, which flat light, if you don't know is it, when you ski, sometimes the lighting makes it so you can't tell what the hell is doing going up, going down.
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If it's, there's a bump and I got back and I'm like, this is so stupid.
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You can't tell where the sky starts.
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Yeah.
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Exactly.
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Then the next day, I skied powder and my smile returned.
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Was it virgin?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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But it was weird because nobody else, I was out in the middle of nowhere.
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Nobody was there.
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I thought, why is, you know, when nobody else is where you are, you begin to think that where you are is dangerous.
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Something's wrong.
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Something's wrong.
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Why is nobody else here?
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And so, but it was an awesome day.
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And it was cool.
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I went with my brothers.
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They were there.
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One of my brother brought his kids.
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Yeah.
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Good family time.
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I like Switzerland, but it's insanely expensive.
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Wow.
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And when I travel with other people, is it that expensive though, really?
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Oh, it is.
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So, when I travel, I tend to sleep in my car and eat at gas stations, but when you travel with other people, they eat out every night and they want to go to restaurants that taste good.
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And they make fun of you when you're like, let's just eat a gas station hot dog.
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And so, it is kind of pure pressure, shame, shames you into buying hot meals every night.
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And it's just like, whoa, this is so expensive.
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I can't even imagine.
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I wanted to take my family there, but then I realized like, oh yeah, they're going to want things.
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Oh, financially.
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Yeah.
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Well, I thought if I brought my family, I'd fill up a suitcase with top ramen.
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And the sick.
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And Cliff bars.
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And Cliff bars.
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This is all you get.
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I'm still snacking on Cliff bars that made the trip to Norway with us.
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Yeah.
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I took my old Norway food too.
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And Tyson and I ate out of a lot of gas stations.
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We did.
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I know.
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You talked about them.
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Yeah.
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Nice to work.
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Circle K, circle K, delicious hamburgers.
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I was, uh, yeah.
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When Danny is saying this and complaining about that, he doesn't know that the way that he traveled there is not a way I travel anymore.
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Oh, I know that.
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I know that nobody in my age travels that way.
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And so part of the conflict with traveling people, my age, I didn't complain.
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I just went in.
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People don't.
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This is part of the experience, but I can tell on everybody's face that they're like, I am no longer 25.
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I don't need to sleep in cars or cheap hotels.
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So Danny is traveling like a vagabond.
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And that's not how you do it anymore, Tyson.
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Mm-hmm.
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Nobody dressed.
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Correct.
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And actually, sometimes I'll be sleeping in this like dilapidated hotel or in my car.
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And I'll be like, what am I doing?
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I'm a grown man.
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Yeah.
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Get online and look at booking a hotel.
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Think this is fine.
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This is who I am.
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You'll make it.
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I can embrace this.
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Dad, you brought me into this world and I need the four seasons right now.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I mean, I look for a good deal.
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I look for a good deal and stuff, but I have.
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My range has gone up over the years of what?
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I mean, that's normal night for a hotel.
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But it was fun.
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It was fine.
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It was fun things about living or staying in those cheaper places because there's just experiences that you laugh about where you're like,
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this wouldn't happen in a nice hotel.
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When you're kind of hilarious.
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Are showering and you're also taking a poo at the same time because they share the same space.
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Yeah.
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This is an interesting experience.
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Yeah.
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Rob doesn't even know about that part.
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No.
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Yeah, sometimes the shower and like in France, especially there's those like formula one hotels where they're like one plastic molded inside thing and the shower head is like almost right above the toilet.
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So it's like, you can poop or you can shower.
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Your shower water is your shower poop.
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Hitting the toilet.
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Yes.
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And you're standing in toilet water, essentially.
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Not toilet water.
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Not toilet water.
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But yeah, it's toilet water and that it's hit the toilet and then now it's circulating around your feet.
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Probably helps with cleaning the toilet.
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Yeah.
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But speaking of though, Danny, I'm ready for another adventure.
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Okay.
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The ankle's healed.
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The spirits are high.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I sent you a couple.
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I looked at that.
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The one with the waterfall.
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Yeah.
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Looked pretty cool, right?
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It was like, is that real?
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That's the thing is you never know it could be AI, but that's what we need to do.
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We'll start a new YouTube account where we'll go see if those are actual landmarks or AI.
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Oh, yeah.
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AI or real?
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Real or AI?
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That's the new channel.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Good to see you, though.
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Good to see you.
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Good to see you, though.
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Just a quick chat.
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Real quick.
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Reagan says, a former Girl Scout here, I sold over $2,000 a year.
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And a lot of money does go to the troop and you get a lot of prizes.
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So that's a lot of cookies.
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Thank you, Reagan.
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Yeah.
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And if a lot of it goes to the troop, I feel good about that.
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I will continue my $100 drop at the first Girl Scout I see every year.
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It's, yeah, I just didn't know how much goes to the top person.
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You know, that reminds me every time I go to Taco Bell, they're like, do you want to round up for some theme or other?
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You know what I would like to round up for?
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Some kind of thing for the people who work at that Taco Bell.
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If they're like, hey, would you like to round up for the Taco Bell Hawaii retreat for this location?
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Yeah.
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And more likely to round up for those people than some organization that I don't know as opposed to like, what about when they spin the thing around like, okay, what, what percent tip do you want to give us?
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Yeah.
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We'll watch you.
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We're going to maintain eye contact.
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I hate that.
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I like rounding up because I like round numbers.
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I like increments of five.
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So I'm just as there's called the tip, Danny, but there is no tip option at Del Taco a lot of it.
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No, no.
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At Taco Bell, they ask you, would you like to round up for the so-and-so and ask you for a tip?
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No, no.
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What I'm saying is I would love to round up for anyone.
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If that money that I was rounding up went to the people who worked at that building, we understand your lead bonus.
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We understand your lead bonus.
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OMG in the chat says that's called a tip and visit there's a heart.
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It's not easy to tip at a fast food restaurant.
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You leave that money on the thing and you walk away and somebody else from another table is like, whoa, they just left 20 bucks on the plate.
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I'm less offended by a round up than a tip.
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Would you like to round up?
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I would always like to round up.
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I like seeing a clean number.
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Do you want a tip?
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No.
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I would look at my shoes.
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Because Danny's Del Taco order is like 1483 and then leave a tip, 15%, okay.
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Now it's like a 1792, still not a round up.
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Ridiculous.
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18.
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Take that money.
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You know, the whole group can go do like a team building exercise in Hawaii.
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Yeah.
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I'll afford it.
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Okay.
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There you go.
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Say for years, it would take them years literally.
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The people who started collecting those Hawaii vacation tip roundups wouldn't actually get to go to Hawaii because it would be like 15 years down the road.
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So only the owner.
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Well, and it turned over to the franchise.
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Keeps he planted there.
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Yeah.
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It might keep people there and lower turnover.
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All you do as a manager is you're like, we, I think we're going to have enough to go to Hawaii next year or next month.
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So everybody stay on board and then you have to say that at the beginning of every month.
00:16:37
Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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All right.
00:16:41
Well, let's get into some of our news stories for this week and some people who are behind the counter maybe getting some tips and people that work at Starbucks.
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We talked about how they just started the new no lurking policy.
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And so Starbucks is also introducing in locations panic buttons for staff to deal with customers who linger in their shop without making purchases.
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So we were on a boys adventure, Danny and I and we couldn't didn't have a hostel.
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So we had to sleep in our car in front of Starbucks.
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You think they'd hit that button?
00:17:19
They might absolutely.
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Yeah.
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I don't know if it works for outside the store, but what it says it does is that it alerts staff security when dealing with confrontations.
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How many Starbucks have staff security?
00:17:33
I was wondering that too, because I've been to Starbucks before and I don't remember any security.
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Definitely has a still team six behind some, you know, you can see a door and actually here's the counter below and they're all crouched out.
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The front of the counter is actually all their shields piece together in a wall that looks like a counter and then they all just come out and they're like, yeah, yeah.
00:17:59
So I kind of feel like if you have security at the Starbucks, what do you need the panic button for?
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Well, because you have to open the door that contains security team and unlatches all their shields.
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Like they come over to start smashing the person's laptop unless like all the Starbucks, you know, like there's like Starbucks and there's one across the street, like maybe are they sharing one security person and it's like, hey,
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we need to hit the panic button.
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We need to beep him and there's a hold on, I got to run the 200 yards from target Starbucks to regular Starbucks in the parking lot.
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Why not one dog, one boss and dynamic dog that can run from locations to look for.
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Who knows.
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The door slides open underneath the counter and the security drones security dog.
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I know, but what about a security drone?
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Then it can handle a larger, a larger population of Starbucks.
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It just might not make it people shooting them out of the air and whatnot.
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One dog though, 20 something thousand dollars.
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I don't know if people can still can buy them yet, but that's just like a boom per location as a franchise owner.
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That's just built into the cost.
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Built into the cost.
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Yeah.
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The name of dog.
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I don't know if you're watching any of these commodity prices.
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The price of coffee is going up.
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I mean, if my Starbucks is $10, I feel like I should be entitled to stay for as many hours as I want.
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Can you get me?
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Can you get me?
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No, I think no refills.
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You can pay for it.
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You can pay for another coffee, but yeah, I think let's just go to McDonald's, everybody.
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They have large coffees and they let you lurk.
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Or just open a building called lurkers, like a franchise of lurkers.
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What do you have like vending machines at lurkers?
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Yeah, and machines, and it's a monthly charge of just like $10, it's $10 a month.
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Lurkers.
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Yeah, this is great.
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No, great idea.
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Yorkers.
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Okay, we got vending machines, but here we have live feeds at lurkers and people can watch the live feeds at lurkers.
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You can stay as long as you want, but we got cameras and people are watching and we're running ads on the live stream, Danny, okay?
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So we're not making, we're making our money by the lucky lose who are watching the lurkers live.
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We're watching, we're making money every step of the way, dude, we're making money on people paying the subscription.
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We're making money at the vending machines, we're making money on the live feeds with toilets.
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Defense is we're all destroyed.
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Defense is we're all destroyed.
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People are destroying fences to participate in the Kool-Aid man challenge.
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People are destroying fences to participate in the Kool-Aid man challenge.
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The Kool-Aid man challenge.
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Here's a photo from West Omaha.
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Ram through fences resulting in $2,000 worth of damage.
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So annoying.
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But my niece, she sat in the car while the boys did it.
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They were in the car with her.
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They got caught pretty quickly.
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There's so many cameras now out there that unless you're doing remote houses and then somehow jamming Wi-Fi, how has you do it?
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I don't see how you're doing this like getting caught.
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Yeah.
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Well, yeah, they're catching people.
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And when you get caught, you could get a criminal mischief charge for if the damage exceeds $5,000.
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And voluntarily have to work at lurkers.
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Yes.
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We don't have many employees there.
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No, but the ones we do don't want to be there.
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One of them like proper cats.
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Yeah, we're getting government subsidies to hire these criminal children.
00:26:38
Yeah.
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The trick in my day was to drive through the vinyl fences on the corners with your car.
00:26:45
Yeah.
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Wow.
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Much safer.
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Because vinyl fencing breaks out.
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That's really what sharp sharp like edges.
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Have you ever broken a vinyl fence?
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It does not break cleanly.
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It gets sharp.
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Yeah, the driving I never drove through one.
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But I know I saw the aftermath.
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But then you were like, what if somebody was on the other side of that fence or something?
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They always did it like three in the morning.
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It's like a daycare center on the other side.
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You don't know.
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This is roaming free.
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Yeah.
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Like hitting a box.
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I would never hit a box just sitting there on the road.
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Even though I definitely want to hit a box.
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Yeah, you do.
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What if you placed your own empty cardboard box and then hit it?
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Yeah, that would be sad.
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It's fine.
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But it'd be like, you don't know what's every now and then.
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There could be like, it could be filled with a single a single boulder.
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Nine inch nails.
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Oh my God.
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The band.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, CDs.
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Nine inch nails CDs.
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Oh, you guys thought I meant the nails.
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So, yeah, be careful.
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It's going on.
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Be careful.
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Hold on.
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Do it.
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If you have vinyl fence, how can you deter the kids?
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Oh, I know how you put on the other side of your vinyl fence or wooden fence.
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That'll be the shock of their life.
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Or some nine inch nail CDs.
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If you put nine inch nail CDs on the back side of that vinyl fence.
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So, we put up a fake cat in the road once, right?
00:28:15
Yeah.
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And we put a coin in its eye to make it like coins.
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So then this guy ran over our cat.
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And we're like, oh, that's not what's your supposed to have.
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He's supposed to be like, whoa, we're just sitting in the middle of the road.
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He ran over it.
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And then he turned around.
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And while he was turning around to run over again, I ran out and put a rock behind it.
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Yes.
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Okay.
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So then he came back in the sparks that came from under his car.
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Just lit up the night sky.
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I was like 40 or 50 at a time.
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And when he stopped his car, I fled through the woods.
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I was so afraid.
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I hid under a stairwell filled with like spider webs.
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I didn't even care.
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I laid there for like 30 minutes.
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I was like, was he looking at you for 30 minutes?
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Oh, yeah.
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I was driving around.
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I was so afraid.
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I'm like, I'm about to die.
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I'm going to be murdered by this guy.
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We did the shiny-eyed kitty.
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And we'd do it with a candidate who heard of this before.
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So you cut out a silhouette of a, with cardboard of a cat in black, cardboard or spray-gated black.
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Put two dimes on the eyes, glue the dimes there.
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So then it reflects back at the driver when the driver's head lights going on it.
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Because you do it in the dark and around the corner where there's no light or anything.
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And then you put a can of tomato soup to stand it up.
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And then when they hit it, when they hit it, there's tomato soup everywhere that looks like blood.
00:29:36
Yeah.
00:29:37
We didn't do that.
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We just pinned it up with a card.
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He's a cardboard.
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That's why he ran over.
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There were no repercussions.
00:29:42
Yeah.
00:29:43
So when he came back for his second round of running over.
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Yeah.
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I was like, dude, I'm going to teach this guy a lesson.
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Can I tell her?
00:29:49
Yeah, you do that with a vinyl fan.
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A maniac.
00:29:52
They go through, they try to go through a vinyl fence once and there's something behind it.
00:29:56
Yeah.
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They won't be doing that ever again.
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The can of tomato soup really throws them off.
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Because then they usually like serve around it or come to a stop.
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Come to a stop weird and are like, is that real?
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Is that not real?
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Why isn't that thing moving?
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And then they get out.
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If they get out, you run.
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If they just drive around it, you stay there and watch for the next car.
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And then if they hit it, the hope is that they circle back around to investigate and see the door.
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Tomato soup everywhere.
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This is what you have when you don't drink as a danger.
00:30:30
Oh, we were just doing this like last week.
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Yeah.
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Do we think that Kool-Aid is at all behind the rise and popularity of the Kool-Aid man challenge?
00:30:43
I'd be less upset if the kid who broke through my vinyl fence was wearing a Kool-Aid costume.
00:30:48
Oh, yeah.
00:30:49
Yeah, he said that.
00:30:51
Yeah, as he came to the fence, I was doing a bit, you know, I got a set by something to the bit.
00:30:56
You actually have a vinyl fence, right, Danny?
00:30:58
I do.
00:30:59
Yes.
00:31:00
And has he never been broken through?
00:31:02
No, when my kids shot it up a bunch with their Airsoft guns and- Did that damage it?
00:31:08
It looks grim.
00:31:09
Oh, yeah.
00:31:10
Tons of holes.
00:31:11
Classic kid.
00:31:12
They're like, they think it's cool that their Airsoft guns making a hole.
00:31:15
But as a doctor like, yeah, that is so annoying.
00:31:21
Do kids even know who the Kool-Aid man is?
00:31:24
Is the Kool-Aid man remained in popularity?
00:31:27
I think after they're like, I think they Google it and then they see it after they're like, do it.
00:31:31
And they're like, that's funny.
00:31:32
Like the Kool-Aid man and everybody's like, yeah, exactly.
00:31:35
And then they all go home and Google it.
00:31:36
I mean, he did breaks.
00:31:38
So.
00:31:39
Yeah.
00:31:40
And he'd break into like court rooms and stuff and be like, oh, yeah.
00:31:42
Yeah.
00:31:46
Kool-Aid man and some of these older commercials.
00:31:48
I watched an old commercial because I was trying to remember if the Noid was a thing.
00:31:51
Remember?
00:31:52
Yeah.
00:31:53
Avoid the noise.
00:31:54
Yeah.
00:31:55
So I sued by a man named Noid.
00:31:56
So I watched.
00:31:57
I didn't know that.
00:31:58
The avoid the Noid commercial.
00:31:59
And I thought commercials used to be cool.
00:32:01
They suck so bad now.
00:32:03
Like in the 70s and 80s, there was like, wow, they tried to be entertaining.
00:32:08
Now they're just phoning it in.
00:32:10
Yeah, they are, but also we had like lots of, we had Ronald McDonald.
00:32:15
I posted a TikTok of Ronald McDonald's statue at my local McDonald's.
00:32:20
And that thing's creepy.
00:32:21
And I was like, marketing in the 80s and 90s was so much different.
00:32:25
I don't know if it was always better.
00:32:27
All the cocaine.
00:32:28
You think that's what it was?
00:32:30
Yes, but just generated wild commercials.
00:32:32
Go watch avoid the void or this Kool-Aid guy.
00:32:35
I mean, who's coming over that idea?
00:32:37
It's awesome.
00:32:40
It's awesome.
00:32:41
Like, can you imagine those meetings?
00:32:44
We're like, okay, so what should we do?
00:32:45
And you're like, okay, giant jug of Kool-Aid.
00:32:48
Super serious thing like school or.
00:32:51
Reckon and enter in court or something.
00:32:53
Smashers through a wall goes.
00:32:56
Oh, yeah.
00:32:57
And then everybody parties.
00:32:59
Yeah.
00:33:00
What is mischief, criminal mischief?
00:33:02
Okay.
00:33:03
All right.
00:33:04
So let's, let's see.
00:33:05
Okay.
00:33:06
Danny says, annoyed commercials are awesome.
00:33:09
Okay.
00:33:10
Let's see if they are.
00:33:11
Great.
00:33:12
Here we go.
00:33:13
Here we go.
00:33:14
Pressures on.
00:33:15
I've already endorsed this.
00:33:16
I don't know if this is what I saw.
00:33:17
I saw an annoyed commercial in the 80s.
00:33:22
This is the one I want.
00:33:24
That's not even real pizza.
00:33:27
Look at this thing.
00:33:34
That's great commercial.
00:33:39
Okay.
00:33:40
This isn't the exact commercialized off.
00:33:41
Yeah.
00:33:42
But okay.
00:33:43
So that was the campaign though.
00:33:44
Yeah.
00:33:45
Why is the annoyed?
00:33:46
Were they saying happens if you don't get dominoes?
00:33:47
That the annoyed is going to blow up.
00:33:49
Yeah.
00:33:50
The violence that you get.
00:33:51
It's just that you didn't ever know what you're going to get.
00:33:53
Because you know how sometimes you get delivery pizza.
00:33:55
It's like upside down.
00:33:56
And that's I think what the bomb was doing was.
00:33:59
Was that.
00:34:00
So I think that they were saying you always know what you're getting with dominoes.
00:34:03
But the annoyed is every other pizza company.
00:34:06
And you don't know what's going to.
00:34:08
Avoid the annoyed.
00:34:09
By the way, I'm going to reinforce what I said before.
00:34:11
I still think that's a great commercial.
00:34:13
Claymation, annoyed character blowing up a pizza.
00:34:16
Now would you get some slick dominoes thing?
00:34:19
What are they even trying to entertain you with?
00:34:21
If you're a kid and you're watching the annoyed create mischief against pizza, you're like, all right, this is entertaining.
00:34:27
Yeah.
00:34:28
Okay.
00:34:29
And it's memorable.
00:34:30
We're still talking about it 30 years later.
00:34:32
Boy, I do believe there.
00:34:34
I do believe that there was a person with the last name, Noid, who ended up suing pizza hut or who ended up suing dominoes because they were getting harassed from the commercial.
00:34:47
Oh, everyone's going to avoid them.
00:34:49
Yes.
00:34:50
It was.
00:34:51
Yeah.
00:34:52
And annoyed.
00:34:53
And annoyed.
00:34:54
Yes.
00:34:55
Kate in the chat says.
00:34:58
Hate avoid the Noid because it was supposed to be don't get annoyed, but it got changed in committee.
00:35:04
And that's how it was.
00:35:05
Like everybody's 80s, everybody's on Coke and they're like, let's just change it to Noid.
00:35:10
Avoid the Noid instead of don't get annoyed.
00:35:13
It's way better.
00:35:14
Noid.
00:35:15
Like what is annoyed?
00:35:16
It sounds like a clump of cancerous cells somewhere in like your body.
00:35:21
Avoid the Noid, Danny.
00:35:23
Yeah, because you still remember it, so it worked well, but I don't remember the last time I got dominoes pizza, probably when I lived with by Danny.
00:35:33
Yeah.
00:35:34
Now dominoes, their whole thing is like, dominoes is a very fresh pizza really.
00:35:39
They're just stuffing cheese and more holes.
00:35:41
I mean, it's like it's a contestant.
00:35:43
You could crush cheese.
00:35:44
Cheese and fused.
00:35:46
Yeah.
00:35:47
Cheese and fused crust with cheese and fused pepperoni with cheese and fused bacon with cheese and fused sauce.
00:35:52
Yeah.
00:35:53
Exactly.
00:35:54
You can sell me on a cartoon character and a claymation commercial, but just tell me where you're stuffing more cheese.
00:35:58
Isn't necessarily going to be a good song.
00:36:00
If dominoes knew what they were doing, they would bring back the Noid Super Bowl Sunday.
00:36:04
If it's not too late.
00:36:06
If they're listening, they're going to strap everything.
00:36:10
Yeah.
00:36:11
I'm back to Noid.
00:36:12
Yeah.
00:36:13
The Noid guy who was actually annoyed by the Noid held dominoes employees hostage or something.
00:36:20
Like OMG looked it up in a Wikipedia and I do believe something like that is true.
00:36:24
Hell to employees hostage.
00:36:25
And Netflix hasn't bought the right to talk about this documentary story.
00:36:29
Yeah.
00:36:30
Yeah.
00:36:31
Yeah.
00:36:32
Yeah.
00:36:33
Avoid the Noid.
00:36:34
Avoid the Noid.
00:36:36
We don't want to get sued either.
00:36:39
So embrace the Noid.
00:36:41
Embrace the Noid.
00:36:42
Show love to the Noid.
00:36:44
Treat the Noid with respect.
00:36:45
What if dominoes welcome the Noid home?
00:36:47
What if that's there?
00:36:48
He's like nervous, he walks in and all the dominoes employees like hug him.
00:36:56
And I'm sorry.
00:36:57
I'm sorry.
00:36:58
I'm sorry.
00:36:59
Delicious.
00:37:00
After 40 years avoiding the Noid.
00:37:03
We've brought the Noid back.
00:37:05
Oh, the world.
00:37:06
I'm coming.
00:37:07
Gremmis is there.
00:37:08
Mayor McCheezes is there.
00:37:11
Ronald's there.
00:37:13
Video taping everything.
00:37:14
Ronald's there.
00:37:17
Everybody's there.
00:37:18
Everybody's there.
00:37:19
The Noid is just like, I'm sorry.
00:37:21
Sorry.
00:37:22
Yeah.
00:37:23
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We've got a new study out.
00:38:30
The new study survey people.
00:38:33
Survey people.
00:38:34
Reveals.
00:38:35
I don't know if this is a shocking study.
00:38:37
Women are just as likely as men to prefer younger partners.
00:38:43
Daiders prefer the younger of two potential partners 55% of the time.
00:38:49
6,000 people.
00:38:51
If everyone's preferring someone that's younger.
00:38:54
Then who's preferring that?
00:38:56
Is it brutal?
00:38:57
Yeah, exactly.
00:38:58
Well, it seems like that there is a, well, 55% of the time.
00:39:00
So this 45% of people, so the 45% of the people have to do a lot of.
00:39:04
They could ever make work for making up for the, you know, the 55% that want the younger people.
00:39:11
Younger people out there.
00:39:12
They can do it.
00:39:13
They're pulling all the strings.
00:39:15
Yes.
00:39:16
Yeah.
00:39:17
Okay.
00:39:18
This makes sense, by the way.
00:39:21
How so?
00:39:22
Why would you want some grumpy old dude set in his ways?
00:39:27
He's wearing sweatpants most of the day.
00:39:30
Does an exercise has no dreams or dreams?
00:39:34
I'm not talking about me.
00:39:36
I'm just saying, like, or would you want some younger person full of energy, life, hopes, and dreams, optimism.
00:39:43
No longer, they're not Nicole, you know what I mean?
00:39:45
They're like.
00:39:46
I think one thing here, then, is finances.
00:39:48
A provider.
00:39:49
Well, no, yeah.
00:39:51
No, if you're going younger, you're not getting a provider.
00:39:54
That's what I'm saying.
00:39:55
That's what I'm saying.
00:39:56
So that's the case for the older.
00:39:57
You're getting some arm candy and you're the provider, right?
00:40:01
For that arm candy.
00:40:02
Maybe.
00:40:03
So, yeah, women want some arm candy.
00:40:05
Yeah.
00:40:06
I get it.
00:40:07
So what's our play then?
00:40:09
Golder.
00:40:10
To be the younger.
00:40:11
Because there's the pool.
00:40:12
So huge.
00:40:13
Yeah.
00:40:14
Get money.
00:40:15
Financial.
00:40:16
We can be.
00:40:17
Can we still be?
00:40:18
We can't.
00:40:19
We can't really be the younger partner, really.
00:40:21
It should be.
00:40:22
For like a 70-year-old.
00:40:23
Yeah.
00:40:26
That there's.
00:40:27
There's.
00:40:28
There's.
00:40:29
Serious.
00:40:29
Yeah.
00:40:30
Those are.
00:40:31
Thank you Rob.
00:40:32
But there's people in their 50s.
00:40:34
People in their 60s.
00:40:35
Those have to be 70s.
00:40:36
Hmm.
00:40:37
I mean, for us to be considered younger, I think we have to go more than 50.
00:40:41
I think we have to go into.
00:40:43
We would be younger if we didn't.
00:40:44
I know technically we're younger, but that's now.
00:40:47
When people say younger, I think they're considerably younger, visibly younger.
00:40:51
The.
00:40:52
Hmm.
00:40:53
Hmm.
00:40:54
Or what's the point?
00:40:55
If everyone in public doesn't know you're dating the younger person, what they look as old as you, well, then who cares?
00:41:00
You're not getting your money's worth.
00:41:02
Mm-hmm.
00:41:03
How much is that, do you think, Danny?
00:41:05
Oh, money is worth.
00:41:07
Money's worth?
00:41:08
I don't know.
00:41:09
I haven't looked around.
00:41:10
Let's say that you're like.
00:41:11
I don't.
00:41:12
I don't have enough money to get so many younger.
00:41:14
Just.
00:41:15
Just a.
00:41:16
A rabbit in her prime.
00:41:17
She's eternally what?
00:41:21
Like 30, 20, 28.
00:41:23
I don't think it necessarily means people that are 20.
00:41:26
No.
00:41:27
Well, I would like to see a number of what women consider a younger partner to be age wise.
00:41:32
That's the other study.
00:41:33
And also, these are all people that I am assuming are at home taking studies.
00:41:37
Because we've seen a study that shows that guys prefer girls or think girls are their most attractive at 23.
00:41:43
So what do women, it was a survey, I think we covered a year ago, but it would be interesting to see what women consider to be a young man.
00:41:50
Like, what's the prime age for a younger man?
00:41:53
Okay.
00:41:54
What do you think it is?
00:41:56
I don't know.
00:41:57
But it makes sense.
00:41:58
I mean, women, more of them graduate college.
00:42:01
They're doing better in the workplace.
00:42:02
Now they've got money to spend on some arm candy.
00:42:05
So this just seems like the natural brainer.
00:42:08
Yeah, no brainer.
00:42:09
Exactly.
00:42:10
I played my cards wrong.
00:42:13
It's not just men who are looking for a younger partner.
00:42:19
But I don't think that's necessarily like that.
00:42:21
Like women in their 80s are looking for a guy who's 20.
00:42:25
But what about 45?
00:42:27
Well, we don't know how many 80 years old have you consulted on?
00:42:30
You know, I'm 80 year olds love me.
00:42:33
What does the chat say?
00:42:35
The other part with younger people is they're exhausting.
00:42:40
You have little connection generationally and culturally to them.
00:42:45
So it's like you have to explain the noise to them because they don't know when you make an avoid the noise reference.
00:42:51
And it's just like this is exhausting being around a younger person.
00:42:54
They want to stay up late.
00:42:56
They want to talk all the time about stuff that you don't care about.
00:43:00
So it comes with a price, not only financial, but mentally if you want a younger partner.
00:43:05
Yeah.
00:43:06
So Rita says that right, if someone is five years younger, I call them a baby.
00:43:10
Five years younger is Rita, though, because then that's could have been a percentage issue.
00:43:16
Yeah.
00:43:17
Right.
00:43:18
So I think if somebody's 45 and they're dating somebody who's 35, that's still a younger person.
00:43:24
Oh, absolutely.
00:43:25
Sure.
00:43:26
But if you were 65, and they were 55.
00:43:31
No, that gap is less significant.
00:43:35
So Rita is 41.
00:43:36
So someone who's a baby is 36.
00:43:39
Yeah.
00:43:40
I don't know.
00:43:43
That's right.
00:43:44
I'm 45.
00:43:45
I'm going to be 46.
00:43:46
That means a 40-ish year old, which, you know, I have some, I have a sibling who's that age.
00:43:53
I have some, and yeah, I guess kind of baby-ish.
00:43:57
They are.
00:43:58
But then sometimes I bump into people that I have no clue that are if they're younger or older, and they end up being five years younger.
00:44:03
And I'm like, yeah, I think we're the same.
00:44:06
So I don't know.
00:44:07
The grades of the rules.
00:44:08
Half your age plus seven is what?
00:44:10
Yeah.
00:44:11
Is that math?
00:44:12
That's mathematically.
00:44:13
Einstein.
00:44:14
I argue against math.
00:44:15
Yeah.
00:44:16
Yeah.
00:44:17
Yeah.
00:44:18
So that's just mean that's what you're, that's the eligible dating pool.
00:44:21
Yeah.
00:44:22
Mm-hmm.
00:44:23
Okay.
00:44:24
And half your age plus seven is the eligible dating pool.
00:44:28
So we're all, you guys are 46.
00:44:31
I'm 45.
00:44:32
Mm-hmm.
00:44:33
30.
00:44:34
Yeah.
00:44:35
That seems super young.
00:44:36
Half your age is, yeah.
00:44:38
That's exactly 30.
00:44:40
Wow.
00:44:41
30-30-30-year-old.
00:44:43
About what?
00:44:45
Stuff.
00:44:46
TikTok.
00:44:51
Sure.
00:44:52
Yeah.
00:44:53
You watch any, watch any reality shows?
00:44:55
Yeah.
00:44:56
Those are really popular right now.
00:44:58
Mm-hmm.
00:44:59
Yeah.
00:45:00
Yeah.
00:45:01
Okay.
00:45:02
Yeah.
00:45:03
I.
00:45:05
Whatever.
00:45:06
Mm-hmm.
00:45:07
We're all taken sorry.
00:45:08
In the Middle East.
00:45:09
In the Middle East.
00:45:10
We'll all be the same age.
00:45:11
So it won't even matter.
00:45:12
Yeah.
00:45:13
That'll be fine.
00:45:14
Is that true?
00:45:15
Yeah.
00:45:16
Because without your legs, you're half your age.
00:45:19
Yeah.
00:45:20
I don't know what my wife would talk to a 30-year-old guy about.
00:45:23
Yeah.
00:45:24
How big his muscles are?
00:45:27
Yeah.
00:45:28
That's it.
00:45:29
She's not gonna know about anything.
00:45:32
Yeah.
00:45:33
I don't know what's going on.
00:45:34
Mm-hmm.
00:45:35
Even though we do talk about a lot about their stuff.
00:45:38
Yeah.
00:45:39
But I don't remember it.
00:45:40
Okay.
00:45:41
All right.
00:45:45
Well, there's a new thing to watch out for in the first class.
00:45:50
Okay.
00:45:51
I don't need to watch out.
00:45:52
Seat squatters.
00:45:53
What is a seat squatter?
00:45:54
And how can you squat in first class?
00:45:56
It seems like it's heavily pleased.
00:45:58
They get there and sit down.
00:46:00
Yes.
00:46:01
Yeah.
00:46:02
The steward.
00:46:03
The flight attendants walk up and down the aisles.
00:46:05
They make sure that the person is here.
00:46:07
It happens, Danny.
00:46:09
Okay.
00:46:10
They get on the flight.
00:46:11
Okay.
00:46:12
They go sit down in first class.
00:46:13
Flight attendants says, oh, can I offer you a cocktail?
00:46:16
Like, oh, yes.
00:46:17
Absolutely.
00:46:18
Please.
00:46:19
The person comes in like, oh, that's my seat.
00:46:22
Like, oh, I must be mistaken.
00:46:24
And they take the drink.
00:46:26
And they go back to coach.
00:46:28
I don't hate that play.
00:46:29
That's that squatting.
00:46:31
Keeping my seat warm.
00:46:33
That's like temporary and temporarily enjoying.
00:46:35
You made me the play is like, hey, I'm here for the long haul.
00:46:38
Then when they get busted, okay, worse, worse.
00:46:41
Cause I just got my drink.
00:46:43
They can't be there for the long haul because when they sit down.
00:46:46
And then before the flight takes off, they actually first class people go around the flight attendants.
00:46:52
And they're like, this seat isn't as empty.
00:46:55
So you, whoever you are, you can't sit there.
00:46:58
They know they do that.
00:46:59
Yeah.
00:47:00
They don't.
00:47:01
Yeah.
00:47:02
They're like, well, this seat is supposed to be empty.
00:47:05
And they're not going to be like, that's fine.
00:47:07
And now they upgrade to fill most seats.
00:47:10
So the odds of having an empty seat in a place like that is pretty low.
00:47:14
And I don't know how much shame a lot of people have.
00:47:19
But the older I get, the less I want to get into an altercation or get caught by someone younger than me, which is a lot of flight attendants.
00:47:30
Like the older I get, obviously, the more younger people than me.
00:47:33
So like, you, I hate getting kicked out of stuff that they're like, we should sneak into this thing.
00:47:38
And I was like, no, because if like the 25 year old person that's policing it catches me, I'm too, that's too much shame for me.
00:47:47
A lot of shame.
00:47:48
What are you doing here, old man?
00:47:50
Sneaking in, huh?
00:47:51
Don't have the money to be here, right?
00:47:54
Just here to meet some younger everybody.
00:47:56
Hey, everybody, this old guy can't afford to be here and he tried to sneak in.
00:48:00
And he's old.
00:48:01
He's a phone.
00:48:02
Let's hold.
00:48:03
He should be ashamed.
00:48:05
And I am.
00:48:06
Yeah.
00:48:07
What do you think this is?
00:48:08
We lurk.
00:48:09
I like lurkers.
00:48:11
I'm sticking over to lurkers down the street.
00:48:14
Yeah.
00:48:15
You can't be a sparkbox.
00:48:17
Other move that they say that people are doing here is they're sitting down.
00:48:20
They're getting the drink.
00:48:22
And they're like, oh, I'm just going to go say hi to my friend.
00:48:24
And then they go to the seat.
00:48:26
I don't hate snagging a drink.
00:48:28
Like all the tickets are overpriced.
00:48:30
Airlines suck.
00:48:31
If you in coach have the ability to get a free drink.
00:48:37
Free beverage.
00:48:38
Yeah.
00:48:39
Then do it.
00:48:41
Even if it's at my expense a little bit in some way where it inconveniences me, where I have to come on and be like, hey, I think you're in my seat.
00:48:48
And they're like, oh, sorry.
00:48:49
No problem.
00:48:50
I'm fist bumping you.
00:48:51
I'll get you another drink because I don't even drink.
00:48:53
So I'll be like, I need mine actually.
00:48:55
Same thing they're having handed off to him.
00:48:57
That's great.
00:48:58
Yeah.
00:48:59
All right.
00:49:00
One more story before we get to the angstball toll.
00:49:02
And it involves a man who had a lifetime ban from all Walmart.
00:49:07
His name is.
00:49:08
How do you get could you apply to get one of those?
00:49:13
You have to steal items from Walmart.
00:49:16
I don't know if this is a common punishment.
00:49:18
He was banned from all Walmart's Jason Fry.
00:49:23
Only problem was he just got caught shoplifting at a Walmart in Columbus, Ohio.
00:49:31
Yeah.
00:49:32
So they have face old recognition technologies and stuff probably.
00:49:36
I, in high school, my friends thought they figured out a way to steal CDs from shop code.
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Do you guys remember shop code?
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Does that still exist?
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I don't remember it.
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I don't remember shop code.
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You don't remember shop code either.
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So it was this big kind of like have everything like cheaper version of target before target existed.
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And they were like, we're going to go in and steal CDs.
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And I was like, I'm not going to do that.
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I'm going to stay outside.
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And they got caught and they all got lifetime bands from shop code.
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And one of them tried going in years down the road and they got stopped.
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Wow.
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And escorted out.
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Yeah.
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All of shame.
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They're like Polaroids that the manager can look at us.
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And because back then that was like the now like mid 90s.
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Yeah.
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So I, I always thought it was, yeah, I was like, man, that's crazy that they're so on the ball there.
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And yeah, it was a whole thing.
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A lot of time of the company, not the person.
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It appears.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I mean, one or the other shop code does not exist anymore.
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We had it in Iowa too.
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Thank you.
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So they're all closed in Wisconsin.
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They used to be around.
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So anyways, my friends had this band and one of them did test it and they got escorted out.
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And their parents made them call for punishment.
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Their parents made them call their grandparents and tell them what they had done.
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By the way, this guy's been charged with criminal mischief or other things.
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Yeah, that was criminal mischief.
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Yeah, that's not just wondering.
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Oh, man, lurking.
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No, criminal mischief for first class squatting at the Dublin Kroger hilltop dollar store.
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He's hitting all the finest retailers around.
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He must think they're easier targets, but they have their eye on them.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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And then also a quick shout out to Mark.
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I believe it.
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Joré, one of our listeners who wrote in to say, I listened to this week's past episode.
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I'm one of the cool guys who competes in the Excel world championship.
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That is cool.
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That is very cool.
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How did he do?
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And he gave us a question.
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He said, if there was a news AF-themed question, it would go something like this.
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One of the following page are two data sets.
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One is hot soup bar locations and one of Greyhound roots and then he ended up giving us a question.
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I'm not sure if he's joking or if he's serious.
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Well, first of all, I would not be able to answer it.
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I'm not good.
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That's pretty cheats.
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But I can tell you that if there's a Greyhound stop and hot soup at the same location, that's soup that you should avoid.
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Absolutely.
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People are going into that soup with their hands.
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Is it a Greyhound?
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Yeah.
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Is it a Greyhound?
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You should visit, though.
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Yeah, yeah.
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It's a great Greyhound.
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A Greyhound bad soup.
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Okay, but go on, Rob.
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So, if Danny wanted to take the Greyhound to the city with the most hot soup bars, what city would he go to if he started at the following locations?
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A, Collegula Nightclub, B-C-E-S-C, Galactic Salt Mines.
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Well, you start at the Collegula Nightclub, right?
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It's Shrimp Cocktail.
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It's Shrimp Cocktails.
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Get some hot soup, put some hot soup in a, in a Ziploc bag.
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For the Greyhound.
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For the Greyhound, right?
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And then probably go to C-E-S next.
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I don't imagine they have, actually, lots of hot soup.
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Now, at the Galactic Salt Mines, they serve a hot dish.
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There are a few, it's more of a broth, a very watery broth.
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Oh, I thought it was more like that.
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But it's more like that.
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It's a lot on Big Brother.
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Yeah, so you want a slop?
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Is that what they call it?
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They call it a slop.
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No age.
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Yeah, I would call it slop.
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That's what they have at the Galactic Salt Mines.
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Oh, slop.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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So you started in New York.
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Also, this is a cross-country trip, I guess, because you would end up here.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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There you go.
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All right.
00:53:44
Danny, are you ready to take us on a Greyhound bus to your famous bull poll?
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All aboard.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Here we go.
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Welcome to my bull poll.
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I think you're going to like it.
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I think you're going to feel you belong.
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Wow.
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Wow.
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Yeah.
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And we just did a shoplifting story.
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I had a shoplifting one in the bull toll.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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We just did a shoplifting story.
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I had a shoplifting one in the bull toll.
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That's a coolade man for sure.
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Okay.
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So here we go.
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Here's a version one.
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Coolade man.
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Coolade man.
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Coolade man.
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Delivering pizzas.
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I like that actually.
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Okay.
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But there's not even an attempt at the noise.
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Yeah.
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So I've said, can you please include the noise?
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And then we got the same thing.
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It doesn't know what the noise is.
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It doesn't know what the noise is.
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It's prominently included.
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It's more because Andy Noid got it copyrighted and erased from the entire internet.
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Yeah.
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Doesn't know.
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I didn't mind the first one.
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Okay.
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I like that one.
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Also, can we call it eye lurk instead of lurkers?
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Hmm.
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That gives it a class.
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It's an Apple problem.
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Yeah.
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That's what I'm saying.
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Hmm.
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All right.
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I mean, we might get sued.
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I don't think so.
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By who?
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By coolade or dominant?
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No, no, no.
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By Apple.
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If you use eye lurk.
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I don't think so.
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I don't think so.
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Little eye.
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Capital L.
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Okay.
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All right.
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Yeah.
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What about you, Tyson?
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What are you up to?
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Going to Vegas today to have dinner with Ethan's on.
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Wow.
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How long are you driving?
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Is that a drive flying?
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Oh.
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I'm flying and then flying back tomorrow.
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Okay.
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Flying out, having dinner gambling.
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I like to gamble.
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Remember.
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To gamble.
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Is Ethan a gambler?
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Possibly.
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I'm going to teach him how to lose money.
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Yeah.
01:04:36
And then flying back tomorrow, we had Bergen's first synchronized swimming competition, which went all she had to be there all day.
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It's much like swim team or like a track event or like a dance recital.
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Like the team expects the participant to stay there in support.
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Everyone else on the team throughout the entire competition.
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So she was there all day Saturday, but she loved it.
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So that's pretty cool.
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And I think going to Super Cross, Motocross Racing this weekend.
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Wow.
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Hey.
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Get a monster energy drink and just sit down in my monster jacket with my monster hat with my monster brand.
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With the monster babes.
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Yeah.
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In front of you.
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Yes.
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Exactly.
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And then probably some other stuff.
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Yeah.
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Of course.
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I mean, that's a hell of a week.
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Yeah.
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Hell of a week, dude.
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Vacation.
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Super Cross.
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It's all happening.
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Yeah.
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What about you, Rob?
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Oh, we got a lot of podcasting going on.
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Busy week on the podcast.
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Dondi, the traders and maybe, you know, we'll get some survivor podcasts into.
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So lots of great stuff going on in reality TV.
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It's a busy time.
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Danny, you should become a reality TV fan.
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The Renaissance.
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The Renaissance is here.
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Reality TV.
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You know, I have a hard time watching reality TV because I don't like to see people embarrass themselves.
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Oh, probably.
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You'd hate it.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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And a lot of times part of it.
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I know some people like thrive off of that, but it's like, oh, I have such a hard time.
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Sometimes I can excuse it by saying that maybe they're getting a bad edit, but a lot of the times it's obvious that they're just willingly shaming themselves.
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You'll get used to it, Danny.
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You will get used to it.
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That's why I don't go on reality TV anymore because I'm like, what life is?
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What kind of legacy is that for my kids when they're like, yeah, he looked like a total prick on a show right before he died.
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Even if you're not a prick, like, maybe they just made you look like a prick.
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There you go.
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That's the problem is that you don't know what you're going to get as a fantasy.
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You're already ahead of the game.
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You already got the built-in excuses.
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I'm like, they made me look like a prick.
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But I kind of believe in doing anything.
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I was just being myself and I'm not a prick.
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Asks my wife.
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As on as my seat.
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Yeah, ask any of my front, my wife.
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I get it.
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I get it.
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Yeah.
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All right.
01:07:15
Thank you for joining us everybody.
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We'll be back next time with more news.
01:07:17
I have to take care of a good one.
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Bye.
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We did it, guys.
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