In this "scentillating" adaptation of Jane Austen's classic novel, Marianne and Elinor "Smellinor" Dashwood have invented a magical lotion that cures arthritis so their patent lawyer boyfriends can make them rich again, just like Jane would have wanted if she'd thought of it! Anyway, be sure to hug somebody you love and hold them close today, because we only have a limited time on this precious planet.

Special thanks to Baby Bee Carys for the theme music!

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