In this week’s edition of Humans (Hoes) on Air, Kevin talks with the one and only great, magnanimous Steven. After weeks of begging, Kevin was finally granted the privilege to interview the esteemed American Study Bitch.

In today’s interview, Steven delves into the decadent lifestyle of an SB, why family is overrated, why only listening to old music is lame and much more. He also says the F-word two sentences into the interview, rambles a lot and occasionally sounds like a damn Autobot because his Internet was shit whilst recording. But other than that, the sound quality is generally pretty good.

(Will this get censored for cussing in English? Whatever.)

He also talks a bit about his insecurities with Chinese, makes fun of himself a bit and mentions his parent’s divorce. Are you interested now, all you nosy people? Good.

Levity aside, this interview is a good, unfiltered look at hopefully one of the more interesting people at BNDS. It’s one of the few occasions you’ll get to hear Steven actually being serious, so be sure to check it out.

(Even if you don’t care to hear this interview, it’s at least pretty good practice for TOEFL Listening.)

As a final note, this intro was written by the lowly, subservient Kevin and not the amazing, charismatic, totally cool Steven. Such menial work is below the status of a king. See y’all next week.