• (00:00-14:34 ) Friends to the west, don't call in. Oatmeal didn't go to Kansas but he does have huge nipples. Bartender Kurt, ready for your grade level parent parties. Lean dossier. No jumpy sports lede. Big night for Binner. Pronger chose mercy. Who the hell is Bill Guerin? The roof is caving in at Jerry World.

• (14:35-33:52 ) Martin brought in fun with audio breaking down Mizzou's uniform from Saturday. The olds want the Block M back. Loving Brat Doug. The Chairman is accused of being anti-children, which is kinda true. What a goon. Your own kids vs. everyone else's kids. Can we shame the fats? Who would you rather sit next to on a plane: screaming child or 400 pounder?

• (33:53-44:50 ) Going over everyone's wardrobe. Steven is on the line with a comment on kids. Can we put kids on a leash? Was Jackson the crying kid on the plane? A romantic night at the Old Barn. Tim's kids are exempt from Chairman's anti-kid stance.

• (44:51-50:27 ) What's Tim's luh-luh-luh-love pick of the week? Everybody like a good bowl projection. Brett McMurphy in the Gator Bowl against Syracuse. You can't run forever, Kyle. Jackson's taking a real "can do" attitude.

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