Let me explain what we’re doing tonight. We have a great show, but before we continue, there are a few housekeeping. I’m implementing to keep the Oscars running smoothly. OK, first, if your acceptance speech goes too long, instead of playing you off with music, we have something much more powerful. We’ll cut to John Lithgow in the audience looking not angry but slightly disappointed. 

Dion 

Yes, that’s what you. Everyone, you want a slightly disappointed John Lithgow at your Oscars because hey wasn’t going to play the full intro to the Oscars. Because that would also breach copyright. Not going to do that. We’re just going to have some talking and that’s going to go. Hello. Welcome to the table. My name is Dion and I’m joined by Peter and Jill and Quinny, and we’re tonight. We’re talking about the night of nights. We dressed up for it. The Oscars. Yep, I love. Everyone didn’t get the memo, including myself. Made a mental memo. 

Peta 

This is the shirt that. Ran in. 

Speaker 

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, exactly. 

Jill 

This is out after, after after, after party. 

Quinny 

Yeah, yeah. We’ve been to Vanity Fair. We’ve been to the one that some of the other. I was. I was about to say we’ve been to. 

Jill 

Elton John’s Elton’s off party. 

Quinny 

One at Yeezy’s house and then I went. No, we never go into the park. 

Dion 

Yeah. And like it’s two, it’s two days later. ‘S just trashed and we’re recovering. 

Quinny 

Yeah, they’re all over it. 

Jill 

Three days later. 

Quinny 

Is. 

Dion 

It’s really good and I’m not even going to put putting up the bother putting up the spoilers logo because come on, it’s post, it’s already gone. 

Speaker 7 

Hmm. 

Dion 

Not spoiling anything if you haven’t seen the Oscars by now are the winners. What are you doing? 

Peta 

But we’re not going to spoil the movie plots, right? 

Dion 

You guys out live? 

Peta 

A lot of. Films are actually still in cinemas at the moment. 

Quinny 

Yes. 

Dion 

No, I. In fact there’s a specific movie that is. Was did win. I think that I will not spoil the ending because that would be bad and make it pointless to see anyway. We’ll get onto that. 

Speaker 

But it is. 

Dion 

Yeah, tonight is kind of just a free form discussion and, you know, hello, welcome to the chat. People in the chat, I hope you’ve seen shout out in the chat of the ones that you saw of there and I just want to come out with it straight away. 

Speaker 7 

Yeah. 

Dion 

Why did I watch every single ******* movie except for anora? 

Speaker 7 

Play. 

Jill 

Dear watched every other nominated film except. 

Dion 

I didn’t. I well I. 

Jill 

The winner. 

Dion 

I didn’t get to Amelia Perez and I didn’t get to Nora. 

Jill 

You. Not even want to attempt Amelia Perez? Is hot. 

Quinny 

Trash. 

Speaker 1 

There we go. 

Peta 

Straight into it. 

Jill 

Right into it, Queenie. Queenie no. 

Quinny 

I tried but the only version of it I could get didn’t have English subtitles at all, like it had Swedish. It had Dutch Norwegian and I was like, that’s cool, but I’d really like to know vaguely what’s going on here. 

Jill 

I think Selena Gomez would like to know what she said, too. 

Quinny 

Geez. 

Dion 

Yes. Yeah. In terms of for the long haul, I watched the Brutalist. That was ******* long. You know at at 3 1/2 hours that’s a. That’s a lot of film. But you know, there we go. Kasper is in the chat. Hello, just just throwing out, throwing out throwing out more Subs, Subs everywhere for this. 

Quinny 

Casper’s in like that. Damn. Just some. 

Dion 

So I’ve put a little super up for everyone to see on there as like what have you seen of the Oscar winners? This doesn’t. 

Speaker 

Yeah. 

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