This will be fun.

Today I would like to make up a new religion.

I mean, why not? People have been making up religions since the dawn of time, right? There is a clear historical precedent, as every cult inherently builds their own wacky belief system, fabricating their twisted delusion out of little more than thin air and wild imagination. In that spirit, let’s proceed with a bit of humor.

Imagine, if you will, that in some obscure corner of the internet a meme popped up, suggesting that round rubber tires are a divinely inspired gift from God. Furthermore, the source of this story cites studies, anecdotal evidence, and divine revelation as proof that burning round rubber tires is pleasing to God.

But burning round rubber tires is more than just a pleasing sacrifice to God. According to the lore, these gifts from God soak up evil spirits as they roll along, generously transporting from one magical place to the next.

The tires sacrifice themselves to protect us from the evil spirits, and in doing so, they get degraded over time. Once their protective shield has been sufficiently worn down, God has directed his followers to burn the round rubber tires in a splendid display of pyro-spiritual worship. Doing so brings a bounty of blessings for the true believers.

Being devout means gathering as many sacrificial tires as possible, stacking them high, soaking them in gasoline, and lighting the refiner’s fire. The thick black plumes are proof that the tires have absorbed many evil spirits, and that these dark forces are now making their way to final judgment before the throne of God himself.

Now, the sacrificial season is upon us.

The pyre has been lit.

The beautiful plumes of thick black smoke beckon believers from all around to gather in celebration of this divine ritual. Praise be to God for cleansing us of the evil spirits!

And then the cops show up.

Some pagan neighbor, confused and lost in the deceptions of the enemy, called in the fire. They told the police we were burning a huge stack of tires. They complained that the air had become toxic, not realizing the odor was the release of these evil spirits.

What’s a believer to do?!

The cops are not believers. They’ve never read the sacred texts. They don’t understand the spiritual battle that is waging all around them. Instead, they insist on putting out the fire and writing a big fat ticket for air pollution. Against every protest, this heavenly mandated spiritual sacrifice, this releasing of evil spirits by the sacrificial burning of round rubber tires is abruptly ended by blind worldly ambitions.

Lord forgive them for their transgressions!

Let’s zoom out.

That hypothetical thought experiment was meant to illustrate the fact that human beings will believe damn near anything.

The Climate Cult believes that blocking out the sun will save the planet.

They believe that if they don’t block out the sun soon, the whole of humanity will suffer in the hellish inferno of a burning planet caused my man made climate change.

They decided, through many decades of research and experimentation, that the quickest and most economical way to block out the sun is to spray reflective chemicals in the sky. They have set about forming more clouds and geoengineering these clouds to be more reflective. They’ve even been playing with nanoparticles.

Unlike the fictitious religion of burning round rubber tires, everything I’ve just said about the Climate Cult is irrefutably true and substantiated by empirical evidence.

Here are some more current articles on this idiotic idea of blocking out the sun:

* Why Billionaires are Obsessed With Blocking Out the Sun

* White House Floats the Idea of Blocking Out the Sun

* 60 Scientists Are Trying to Block the Sun - Popular Mechanics

* Harvard Scientists Begin Experiment To Block Out The Sun

* Bill Gates Venture Aims To Spray The Atmosphere To Block Out the Sun

With that stage set, let’s consider the implications in greater detail.

First, I want to emphasize the religious nature of climate hysteria. Those who adhere to the farcical belief of anthropogenic climate change and man-made global warming believe that we are in an existential crisis. They believe this just as much as a Baptist believes the Bible, but with even greater conviction and zeal.

Evidence of this fact is all around us.

Second, when it comes to convincing someone that their religion is a bogus story that’s been made up to control them, true believers are not easily swayed. In fact, the most devout followers will reflexively reject logic and inherently become hostile towards those who seek to liberate their minds from such delusions.

This pattern is predictable.

Thus, attempting to explain to the climate crazies that blocking out the sun is a very, very bad idea, inevitably falls upon deaf ears. They are not going to listen to the thousands of PhDs and Nobel Prize scientists who have painstakingly demolished their distorted world view—so they sure as hell are not going to listen to the ignorant peasants protesting their insane sun-blocking, chemical spraying schemes.

The third thing I’d point out, is that this fanatical climate cult is operating on a moral imperative. Much like the Jehovah Witnesses, Latter Day Saints, and Christians in general believe they have a divine directive to spread their beliefs, so too do the radical environmentalists believe they must indoctrinate and assimilate the masses.

Climate deniers are blasphemers. They are blinded by their ignorance. They speak lies and spread misinformation, and therefore, they are a threat to the whole of humanity.

Hence, the moral imperative to spread the truth about the climate crisis, while simultaneously working with religious fervor to block out the sun. Nonbelievers will never understand why such drastic measures are an absolute necessity, which is why they must be converted or controlled.

One must realize, that through their eyes, they are trying to save us from ourselves.

Sound familiar?

When it comes to raising public awareness about the very real efforts being made to block out the sun, this is what we are up against—but it’s more than just that.

The Climate Cult has deeply embedded themselves within the media, academia, and government institutions. The breadth of their influence, depth of the funding, and sincerity of their collective convictions should never be underestimated.

But on top of all of that, these fanatics have successfully leveraged these positions of power to capture a large portion of the public psyche. As you well know, they’ve been hard at work for decades convincing the masses their cultish story is true.

As a result, a great percentage of the population has passively accepted their narrative. Many well-meaning and otherwise normal people have been infected with the toxic environmental ideology. Though these normies may not explicitly be on board with blocking out the sun, they implicitly accept the need to save the planet.

This is the target audience.

Like the millions of liberals who are slowly waking up to just how batshit crazy the radical Left has become, we need to fan the flames of liberation by pushing this scheme to block out the sun into the center of public discourse.

We need to push the discussion of chemtrails into the light of day.

Pulling from the facts that were documented in yesterday’s report, I’d like to quickly recap, in simplest terms, exactly what’s happening. The logic looks like this:

* The science of making clouds has been around for almost a hundred years.

* Making more clouds that are brighter and more reflective cools the planet.

* Cooling the planet with more clouds requires spraying chemicals in the sky.

It’s not a difficult concept to grasp — we just need to become comfortable saying it. Furthermore, we need to become comfortable explaining that there are a lot of crazy people in the world who believe that blocking out the sun will save the planet.

If that statement evokes a blank stare, you might be talking with a bonafide climate crazy. If it causes a person to pause long enough to think it through, you’ve got your foot in the door. Is blocking out the sun really going to save the planet?

Doesn’t the sun give life to the birds and the bees, the flowers and the trees?

Isn’t the sun essential for life on earth to function?

Can you imagine what would happen if humanity was plunged into darkness by a wild geoengineering nanoparticle experiment gone wrong?

And say… have you happened to notice all those strange lines in the sky?

The need for tactical conversations is critical.

To build the level of public support needed to legislate against chemtrails, we need to start the conversation not talking about chemtrail