TWiF 49: Hotties and Zlotys - Dating site ban, Weight Watchers floor collapses, sex doll stops suicide, street-walking taxes, and more.

TWiF 48: Just Shut The F Up - Robotic Christmas, BAC record, emergency ride, funeral home drunks, and more.

TWiF 46: Have You Seen The Remote? - Very remote lodging, chewing gum, jailhouse pot, that's a lot of cheddar, and more.

TWiF 45: Keepin' It Dry - A virtual wife, Goodwill ganja, porno research, clean toilet seats, and more.

TWiF 44: They Were Just Turds - Daddy Klingon, Bug poo, Oprah ending show, ugly crime, bionic butt, and more.

TWiF 43: Sarah and Marty's Florida Vacay - Pothead calls 911, wedding brawling, fake kidnapping, self-identifying as a terrorist, and more.

TWiF 42: Think of It as a Hose - Axe lacks effect, Yelp fights, fat recruits, Blockbuster slasher, bad teeth, and more.

TWiF 41: Too Fat To Kill - Sneezing paralysis, a May-September romance, Colonel Sanders, Halloween, and more.

TWiF 40: Stupid Hookers - Lay-Z-Boy DWI, sex workers gone green, tweet beat, and more.

TWiF 39: 99% As Good As The Screen Savers - Sex leads to social networking, tweet beat, Leo Laporte drops in, and more.

TWiF 38: Martin Comes Out - Sober depression, prophylactic attraction, a rare Xbox, raccoon attack, and more.

TWiF 37: Ratapooie - Taxi vomit, rat-killing TV, karaoke gone bad, a frootless effort, and more.

TWiF 36: Sarah Beats Martin's Meats - Gay on Facebook, driving while texting, metal detectors, Paul Kirk, and more.

TWiF 11: Calf Implants - Had a great time with Martin via Skype and our in-studio guest, Lisa Bettany!

TWiF 10: Episode 10 - My goodness, I can't believe we've already had our tenth episode anniversary! It's a beautiful thing.

TWiF 9: Young People Think MP3 Sounds Keen - Episode 9 has been posted!

TWiF 8: Woman Diapered, Held Hostage - Sadly, the beginning of the show wasn't captured this week, and that's a bummer.

TWiF 7: Episode 7 - I love our new theme song, but I'm willing to have a musical TWiF-off. Can you beat it? WELL CAN YOU, PUNK?

TWiF 6: Episode 6 - You asked for it (well, some of you anyway), so here's the latest TWiF: Ep 6!

TWiF 5: Go-Getter Stabbed in Leg - Martin and Sarah enjoyed a good laugh over life's ridiculous misfortunes.