In this hilarious and mildly horrifying episode of Telling Tinder Tales Edinburgh Special, hosts Thomasin Lockwood and Chris O’Neill welcome comedian Mark Maloney to share a truly unforgettable dating story—one that starts in a shared bathroom and ends with an unbreakable bond (and some very strict toilet rules).

Live from the chaos of the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, the trio dive into cringe-worthy dating disasters, absurd human behaviour, and how getting locked in a bathroom in your pants with a new partner can actually lead to lasting love. You’ll hear about first dates in arcades, deadbolt disasters, and how bowel movements can spark heroic strength.

Plus, Mark talks about his Fringe show Bald Two-in-One, a comedy split-bill that’s equal parts stand-up and sketch (with even more toilet-based misadventures).

Whether you love dating fails, real romance, or just enjoy hearing comedians riff on their most awkward moments, this episode is flush with laughs.

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