Once again MJ, Jackie, and Holden unite in despair as the energy vampire created sadness experiment known as Golden Bachelorette opens up this weeks episode with a sobbing man (again) to get us all in the saddest of moods now that 31 for 31 has ended and the annual crack has appeared in the ice that encases Mariah 'The Great Turkey Eater' Carey til the beginning of the Christmas season thus causing all of us to forget about THANKGIVING, Jackie heads off to the Boiling Isles to take in the magic of THE OWL HOUSE, and speakin' of witches Holden, Jackie, and MJ give an update on their Agatha All Along progress and there is BLOOD ON THE HANDS OF LOVE IS BLIND like not literally but OOO BOI IT'S A SLOPPY SLOPPITY MESS of a reunion episode. And keepin' with drama, Holden keeps headin' into the House of Villains, plus he also finally sat down with some steak and wine to enjoy 'Beetlejuice Beetlejuice' to meh reception, despite still being better than the last few Tim Burton films. Jackie can't find a place to watch the new Martha doc for free, but she's seen plenty of the fallout, and to fully end 31 for 31 Jackie ends her horror movie marathonin' with Anora!

Golden Bachelorette - Hulu

The Owl House - Disney+

Agatha All Along - Disney+

Love is Blind Season 7 - Netflix

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice - Youtube

Love is Blind Season 7 - Netflix

Martha - Netflix

Anora - IN THE THEAHTAHHHHHH

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